you get it

no i'm gonna enter every call screaming like i got stabbed while they still got me at 200%. i gotta get shit poppin.

gonna scream

gamers love hearing themselves talk more than they actually like playing games.

and see, if I ever have a problem with the balancing, match quality, and queue times? i don't play the game. you know why? because I'm not having fucking fun. it's really that simple. that's the only metric that matters, everything else is hot air and i'm tired of people pretending like it's not.

"KIRIKO GETS TOO MANY COSMETICS" don't buy them.

"THE NEW CASSIDY MYTHIC LOOKS LIKE ASS" don't buy it.

"THE NEW COLLAB SKINS LOOK BAD" don't fucking buy them.

how do you feel about the game's balance, the match quality, and the queue times? "THEY'RE FINE, I"M JUST SAYING-" stop talking.

Thank you! And kindof, but I just call her a sheep with a big tail and paws Because I Said So, just to not complicate things. I was a skunk for 8 years and didn't want to give those things up.

legitimately an excellent change, i feel like a threat still even when tank mode is on cooldown

like, how you gonna just...give two MASSIVE QoL changes to me all casual like that, those are fucking HUGE dude

Happy Birthday!!

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

it's what i keep telling people, it's actually pretty good

..but i can never truly recommend it because of The Purple Fuck

oh he's fucking awesome

even worse, i notice myself doing some shit my grandmother does all the time

it's a real one of these moments

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT