Preschool teacher: Bring a family photo.

Me: Here, Guys. You can pick from all of these pictures from our two week camping trip.

Kids confidently select a picture of a family of ducks.

F: Snoopy has the dentist and the urologist today. What kind of toothpaste does he like?

G: Paste!

F: Alright. We'll do pastry toothpaste.

Me thinking G accidentally almost poked me in the eye.

G: You are wearing contacts?

Me: Yeah...Don't try to take it out!

F just wants everyone to know there are only 11 months left to shop for his next birthday, and he's going to need a lot of Spiderman stuff and a giant Lego crane.

Miss G is setting trends in her PAW Patrol bathrobe and rain boots.