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🤷‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 bay area coward. not american. she/her
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theory: adding a last name to my account will lend Much-Needed Legitimacy
when i sleep 8+ hours and have a nice relax in the morning i am always like... nostalgic ? like 'wow its 2011 again in here'

whatever that means
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
i visited the internet archive and now i'm dreaming of server racks and dark fiber
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
they brought the fail whale back to a very good HA installation and it only took them two years and a 45% MAU reduction
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
claude code very specifically solves the problem of closing tickets while coming down off amphetamines, if you were wondering why people who sit in meetings all day won't shut the fuck up about it
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Los Angeles, CA -

Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
should i come out to my family before or after getting ffs (i live on a different continent)
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
i can't really keep up with all the exfoliation
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
it's unbearable that last.fm is owned by vichy paramount
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
he thinks rare earths are rare. 100%
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
AI is trash but i can easily tell the difference between a normal person who disagrees and a glassy-eyed freak using it to pretend to be human or fuck over others or generate csam. and so can you
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 AM
it's actually the year of linux on the desktop this year. i'm sorry to everyone who stopped making that joke in 2009
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
mother loves to tell me about "that awful man albanese" unprompted, knowing not one of her children agree. just hates him personal style? got to wonder what sky news is broadcasting or what the fuck she is reading
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
both my gym and the pool i use are closed and have been closed for so long that my shoulders are deflating
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
vouching hard for one-sec.app it is probably going to save my whole fucking life
one sec | Stop mindless scrolling – scientifically.
one sec forces you to take a deep breath whenever you open social media apps. It’s as simple as effective: Friction removes instant gratification and makes distracting apps less appealing.
one-sec.app
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
can't keep up with all the bad things happening
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
maybe 5 seconds after learning how voice training worked

i certainly felt it in full at ~13 and let the contradictions heighten until i was a stupid mess but for the most part it was just impossible and not worth thinking about until it wasn't
TRANS WOMEN OF BLUESKY:

What was your egg cracking moment?

When did you know you were trans? What made you realize?

And did you know you were a woman right away, or did you pass through other identities first
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
we got harassed homophobically today "why you look so happy? you girls like touching pussy?" by a guy outside the kitkat market on 16th and that was a new one for me. i kept my mouth freaking zipped shut and we did actually look for the new cat for a sec
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
god they keep doing this thing where they put me in a room with the guy who hates me (it mutual) in the hope that he might suddenly absorb one of my ideas. and now they also add a third guy to counsel the other guy about it being a wise move
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i got señora'd and my partner got mamacita'd what does this mean
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
ugh i heard i was potentially available to run a new team and they soft launched it at me today and its fuckin "ai" lol i'd rather starve
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
every time i dig up formative anime series i am hit in the face with it being just straight up dysphoria fic or wish fulfilment or allegory. i am still not done identifying exactly how much of my personality was just a workaround
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
the quiet on american holidays is so relaxing. peak time to be having a normal day off
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i've been TSA groped like three times going back 2-3 years, all at seatac. TIL what the groper being a woman each time meant. god dambn
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i bought a whole bread loaf but i'm alone i only need half loaf. why did i buy full loaf
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
i finished the sopranos for the first time yesterday and now i... miss... tony soprano?
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM