It is very funny to be Mad about this article. SG clearly gave Arcade Fire the “fuck this band” special: an early, deliberate mention and linking of the allegations, a bored and factual news brief, and then throwing the band to the commentariat to flambé them

The Substance is Egg Cinema bc this is absolutely how I look at myself in the mirror on injection day

Everything they say about adult Catholic converts applies to JD Vance, and then you gotta add a 2.5x multiplier on top of it because he entered the faith at St. fucking Gertrude

Kidz Bop has a rendention of “Good Luck, Babe!” which 1. Lol, but 2. Honestly? Still a pretty cutting bridge!

Exciting shit afoot next week, screenshot kinda related

Target rolling back the rainbow vomit Pride collection this June just to drop this Very Fucking Trans sweater in November is so fucking funny

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,308,842!

Yeah, suck it other 8,692,158 people!

Gym locker rooms lowkey giving me the blues at this point cuz going to the mens feels unserious/occasionally unsafe, but I still don’t feel quite like I’ve achieved using the women’s. So I split the difference by using the changing room in the men’s to put like, this on

Objectively funny to come across this tweet while on a trip learning this EXACT lesson, as two girl friends dropped off the face of the earth as soon as their dudes caught up to us

every other social site now with meta down

Seeing Rocky Horror Picture Show at midnight with a group that includes queer people who’ve never seen it before