AuDHD Adventures
@audhd-adventures.bsky.social
The adventures and humorous dialogue of a pair of roommates with Autism, and Autism and ADHD respectively. Referred to here as Crow and Fox.
🐦⬛: you ok?
🦊: Yeah, I just wrote a proper imprecatory Psalm.
🐦⬛: you have the look of someone who just wrote an imprecatory Psalm... May I read it?
🦊: Sure, if you can. It's in my angry cursive.
#Audhd #Roommates
🦊: Yeah, I just wrote a proper imprecatory Psalm.
🐦⬛: you have the look of someone who just wrote an imprecatory Psalm... May I read it?
🦊: Sure, if you can. It's in my angry cursive.
#Audhd #Roommates
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
🐦⬛: you ok?
🦊: Yeah, I just wrote a proper imprecatory Psalm.
🐦⬛: you have the look of someone who just wrote an imprecatory Psalm... May I read it?
🦊: Sure, if you can. It's in my angry cursive.
#Audhd #Roommates
🦊: Yeah, I just wrote a proper imprecatory Psalm.
🐦⬛: you have the look of someone who just wrote an imprecatory Psalm... May I read it?
🦊: Sure, if you can. It's in my angry cursive.
#Audhd #Roommates
🐦⬛: I'm about to be annoying for a while.
🦊: 🤔
🐦⬛ *Pulls out their instrument and starts tuning*
🦊: oh goody! My favorite kind of annoying! *Sits happily with tea as Crow learns a new song*
#Roomates #WinterSolstice #FoxandCrow
🦊: 🤔
🐦⬛ *Pulls out their instrument and starts tuning*
🦊: oh goody! My favorite kind of annoying! *Sits happily with tea as Crow learns a new song*
#Roomates #WinterSolstice #FoxandCrow
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🐦⬛: I'm about to be annoying for a while.
🦊: 🤔
🐦⬛ *Pulls out their instrument and starts tuning*
🦊: oh goody! My favorite kind of annoying! *Sits happily with tea as Crow learns a new song*
#Roomates #WinterSolstice #FoxandCrow
🦊: 🤔
🐦⬛ *Pulls out their instrument and starts tuning*
🦊: oh goody! My favorite kind of annoying! *Sits happily with tea as Crow learns a new song*
#Roomates #WinterSolstice #FoxandCrow
🐦⬛: How do you play poker?
🦊: I have no idea, I only know how to play Sabacc.
🐦⬛: What's that?
🦊: The Star Wars universe equivalent. I only play Coruscant shift. Like poker there are several versions of Sabacc. I've tried some of the others but I don't like them as much.
🐦⬛: I love how nerdy you are.
🦊: I have no idea, I only know how to play Sabacc.
🐦⬛: What's that?
🦊: The Star Wars universe equivalent. I only play Coruscant shift. Like poker there are several versions of Sabacc. I've tried some of the others but I don't like them as much.
🐦⬛: I love how nerdy you are.
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
🐦⬛: How do you play poker?
🦊: I have no idea, I only know how to play Sabacc.
🐦⬛: What's that?
🦊: The Star Wars universe equivalent. I only play Coruscant shift. Like poker there are several versions of Sabacc. I've tried some of the others but I don't like them as much.
🐦⬛: I love how nerdy you are.
🦊: I have no idea, I only know how to play Sabacc.
🐦⬛: What's that?
🦊: The Star Wars universe equivalent. I only play Coruscant shift. Like poker there are several versions of Sabacc. I've tried some of the others but I don't like them as much.
🐦⬛: I love how nerdy you are.
🦊: My grandfather saw me as a little six year old girl and realized that I had the soul of an old autistic man. That's why we were friends.
🐦⬛: Your vibes are just Sugar pop sparkle, whisky grampa, bog hag.
🦊: 💀
#Funny #Autism #AuDHD #Roommates
🐦⬛: Your vibes are just Sugar pop sparkle, whisky grampa, bog hag.
🦊: 💀
#Funny #Autism #AuDHD #Roommates
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🦊: My grandfather saw me as a little six year old girl and realized that I had the soul of an old autistic man. That's why we were friends.
🐦⬛: Your vibes are just Sugar pop sparkle, whisky grampa, bog hag.
🦊: 💀
#Funny #Autism #AuDHD #Roommates
🐦⬛: Your vibes are just Sugar pop sparkle, whisky grampa, bog hag.
🦊: 💀
#Funny #Autism #AuDHD #Roommates
🐦⬛: *Explaining the book they are reading to Fox who has no other context.*
🦊: wait... So they honey trapped god to make a baby that would literally be the key to kill him?
🐦⬛: Yes, and then god made a none with left beef joke.
🦊: TF?!
🐦⬛: also god's name is John
#roommates #funny #books
🦊: wait... So they honey trapped god to make a baby that would literally be the key to kill him?
🐦⬛: Yes, and then god made a none with left beef joke.
🦊: TF?!
🐦⬛: also god's name is John
#roommates #funny #books
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
🐦⬛: *Explaining the book they are reading to Fox who has no other context.*
🦊: wait... So they honey trapped god to make a baby that would literally be the key to kill him?
🐦⬛: Yes, and then god made a none with left beef joke.
🦊: TF?!
🐦⬛: also god's name is John
#roommates #funny #books
🦊: wait... So they honey trapped god to make a baby that would literally be the key to kill him?
🐦⬛: Yes, and then god made a none with left beef joke.
🦊: TF?!
🐦⬛: also god's name is John
#roommates #funny #books
🦊: Where is my belt? I remember rolling it up last night but it's now where it should be. *Finds belt* *a few moments later* wait! Now where is my hair ribbon?! I literally just had it!
🐦⬛: Your whole life is just a point and click game. June's journey who?
#Roommates #AuDHD #Funny #ADHD
🐦⬛: Your whole life is just a point and click game. June's journey who?
#Roommates #AuDHD #Funny #ADHD
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
🦊: Where is my belt? I remember rolling it up last night but it's now where it should be. *Finds belt* *a few moments later* wait! Now where is my hair ribbon?! I literally just had it!
🐦⬛: Your whole life is just a point and click game. June's journey who?
#Roommates #AuDHD #Funny #ADHD
🐦⬛: Your whole life is just a point and click game. June's journey who?
#Roommates #AuDHD #Funny #ADHD
Crow and I went to see Dracula a Comedy of Terrors with our friend Red Squirrel. It was quite the experience.
During the show...
🦊: 😅😧😳
🟥🐿️ *Leaning over and whispering to Fox*: It's ok! Sexy Jonathan's not real and can't hurt you!
During the show...
🦊: 😅😧😳
🟥🐿️ *Leaning over and whispering to Fox*: It's ok! Sexy Jonathan's not real and can't hurt you!
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Crow and I went to see Dracula a Comedy of Terrors with our friend Red Squirrel. It was quite the experience.
During the show...
🦊: 😅😧😳
🟥🐿️ *Leaning over and whispering to Fox*: It's ok! Sexy Jonathan's not real and can't hurt you!
During the show...
🦊: 😅😧😳
🟥🐿️ *Leaning over and whispering to Fox*: It's ok! Sexy Jonathan's not real and can't hurt you!
Crow is trying to wrap Christmas presents. It is not going well.
🐦⬛: It's like threatening origami! *Sounds of distressed panic*
And now my hands are covered in glitter. It's like holiday herpes.
🐦⬛: It's like threatening origami! *Sounds of distressed panic*
And now my hands are covered in glitter. It's like holiday herpes.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Crow is trying to wrap Christmas presents. It is not going well.
🐦⬛: It's like threatening origami! *Sounds of distressed panic*
And now my hands are covered in glitter. It's like holiday herpes.
🐦⬛: It's like threatening origami! *Sounds of distressed panic*
And now my hands are covered in glitter. It's like holiday herpes.
🦊: OH God!
🐦⬛: what?! What happened!?
🦊: Sorry, autocorrect changed "organizer" into "orgies" and I panicked.
🐦⬛: 🤣 in what context?
🦊: my pill organizer.
🐦⬛: all those dang pill orgies of yours.
#AuDHD #Funny #Roommates
🐦⬛: what?! What happened!?
🦊: Sorry, autocorrect changed "organizer" into "orgies" and I panicked.
🐦⬛: 🤣 in what context?
🦊: my pill organizer.
🐦⬛: all those dang pill orgies of yours.
#AuDHD #Funny #Roommates
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🦊: OH God!
🐦⬛: what?! What happened!?
🦊: Sorry, autocorrect changed "organizer" into "orgies" and I panicked.
🐦⬛: 🤣 in what context?
🦊: my pill organizer.
🐦⬛: all those dang pill orgies of yours.
#AuDHD #Funny #Roommates
🐦⬛: what?! What happened!?
🦊: Sorry, autocorrect changed "organizer" into "orgies" and I panicked.
🐦⬛: 🤣 in what context?
🦊: my pill organizer.
🐦⬛: all those dang pill orgies of yours.
#AuDHD #Funny #Roommates
🦊: Dang it! I forgot to take my morning meds again!
🐦⬛: Clearly they are extremely addictive.
🦊: I know right? I'm obviously just a pill seeker trying to feed my addiction.
🐦⬛: Clearly they are extremely addictive.
🦊: I know right? I'm obviously just a pill seeker trying to feed my addiction.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
🦊: Dang it! I forgot to take my morning meds again!
🐦⬛: Clearly they are extremely addictive.
🦊: I know right? I'm obviously just a pill seeker trying to feed my addiction.
🐦⬛: Clearly they are extremely addictive.
🦊: I know right? I'm obviously just a pill seeker trying to feed my addiction.
🦊: oh dang I spilled pepper everywhere! Don't sniff the floor or you'll sneeze.
🐦⬛: I wasn't planning on it but thanks?
🦊: I don't know! I don't know how you spend your Saturday afternoons.
🐦⬛: 🤨
#AuDHD #Roommates
🐦⬛: I wasn't planning on it but thanks?
🦊: I don't know! I don't know how you spend your Saturday afternoons.
🐦⬛: 🤨
#AuDHD #Roommates
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🦊: oh dang I spilled pepper everywhere! Don't sniff the floor or you'll sneeze.
🐦⬛: I wasn't planning on it but thanks?
🦊: I don't know! I don't know how you spend your Saturday afternoons.
🐦⬛: 🤨
#AuDHD #Roommates
🐦⬛: I wasn't planning on it but thanks?
🦊: I don't know! I don't know how you spend your Saturday afternoons.
🐦⬛: 🤨
#AuDHD #Roommates
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
🦊: Why are so many of the British psycho villains in movies and TV gay coded?
🐦⬛: You are about to activate a special interest rant.
🦊: ooh! Unskippable cut scene time!
🐦⬛: *goes into explanation of Haze laws, loop holes, and Oscar Wilde*
🦊:🤩
#AuDHD #Autism #QueerHistory
🐦⬛: You are about to activate a special interest rant.
🦊: ooh! Unskippable cut scene time!
🐦⬛: *goes into explanation of Haze laws, loop holes, and Oscar Wilde*
🦊:🤩
#AuDHD #Autism #QueerHistory
October 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
🦊: Why are so many of the British psycho villains in movies and TV gay coded?
🐦⬛: You are about to activate a special interest rant.
🦊: ooh! Unskippable cut scene time!
🐦⬛: *goes into explanation of Haze laws, loop holes, and Oscar Wilde*
🦊:🤩
#AuDHD #Autism #QueerHistory
🐦⬛: You are about to activate a special interest rant.
🦊: ooh! Unskippable cut scene time!
🐦⬛: *goes into explanation of Haze laws, loop holes, and Oscar Wilde*
🦊:🤩
#AuDHD #Autism #QueerHistory
🐦⬛: Would the endless pasta bowl at Olive Garden kill me? Probably. I'll die happy though.
🦊: I'll go get the crash cart.
#Audhd #funny #OliveGarden
🦊: I'll go get the crash cart.
#Audhd #funny #OliveGarden
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
🐦⬛: Would the endless pasta bowl at Olive Garden kill me? Probably. I'll die happy though.
🦊: I'll go get the crash cart.
#Audhd #funny #OliveGarden
🦊: I'll go get the crash cart.
#Audhd #funny #OliveGarden
🦊: Crow, you look sad.
🐦⬛: I'm not sad. It's just everything I've learned about hoo-ha wigs has been against my will.
🦊: 😐
🐦⬛: I'm not sad, I'm just confused.
🦊:😐
And... Fox has just also learned about something against her will.
#Funny #Roommateconvos
🐦⬛: I'm not sad. It's just everything I've learned about hoo-ha wigs has been against my will.
🦊: 😐
🐦⬛: I'm not sad, I'm just confused.
🦊:😐
And... Fox has just also learned about something against her will.
#Funny #Roommateconvos
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
🦊: Crow, you look sad.
🐦⬛: I'm not sad. It's just everything I've learned about hoo-ha wigs has been against my will.
🦊: 😐
🐦⬛: I'm not sad, I'm just confused.
🦊:😐
And... Fox has just also learned about something against her will.
#Funny #Roommateconvos
🐦⬛: I'm not sad. It's just everything I've learned about hoo-ha wigs has been against my will.
🦊: 😐
🐦⬛: I'm not sad, I'm just confused.
🦊:😐
And... Fox has just also learned about something against her will.
#Funny #Roommateconvos
Fox all week trying to recover from this cold...
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fox all week trying to recover from this cold...
Fox is sick and bad at resting.
🦊: I feel like such a faker. I was feeling better this morning, and then I went to work and I started shaking, got cold sweats, and was feeling horrible. And then I came home and started feeling better again.
🐦⬛: you mean after laying down for 4 hours?
🦊: oh yeah...
🦊: I feel like such a faker. I was feeling better this morning, and then I went to work and I started shaking, got cold sweats, and was feeling horrible. And then I came home and started feeling better again.
🐦⬛: you mean after laying down for 4 hours?
🦊: oh yeah...
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fox is sick and bad at resting.
🦊: I feel like such a faker. I was feeling better this morning, and then I went to work and I started shaking, got cold sweats, and was feeling horrible. And then I came home and started feeling better again.
🐦⬛: you mean after laying down for 4 hours?
🦊: oh yeah...
🦊: I feel like such a faker. I was feeling better this morning, and then I went to work and I started shaking, got cold sweats, and was feeling horrible. And then I came home and started feeling better again.
🐦⬛: you mean after laying down for 4 hours?
🦊: oh yeah...
Crow every time Fox goes on a walk alone.
Fox every time Crow puts on headphones.
Fox every time Crow puts on headphones.
September 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Crow every time Fox goes on a walk alone.
Fox every time Crow puts on headphones.
Fox every time Crow puts on headphones.
Crow does this but sometimes they also say "cows!" When there are horses just to throw Fox off.
September 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Crow does this but sometimes they also say "cows!" When there are horses just to throw Fox off.
🦊: becoming a fan of K-pop was not on my bingo card, but here we are.
🐦⬛: it is quite boppy.
🦊: Yeah, I like bopping out to the fall of the patriarchy.
🐦⬛: it is quite boppy.
🦊: Yeah, I like bopping out to the fall of the patriarchy.
September 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🦊: becoming a fan of K-pop was not on my bingo card, but here we are.
🐦⬛: it is quite boppy.
🦊: Yeah, I like bopping out to the fall of the patriarchy.
🐦⬛: it is quite boppy.
🦊: Yeah, I like bopping out to the fall of the patriarchy.