Today’s the day. Does democracy or the billionaires win? My anxiety is as higher than I was at my first Cypress Hill show.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

I know now how parents feel when they spend too much money on school photos that are awful.

Make a game out of dodging abandoned carts and people who were sent to the store to grab one thing, but they haven’t been inside a store since last year for a different one single item. Extra points if you shop from other carts to make your trip faster.

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Sometimes you have to pretend everything is okay and play in the sand until the lake eats your Frisbee.

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸