Just typed and erased 3 malört/short rhyming joke responses.

Put more succinctly:

Short malört retort: abort

The answer to the question "how much malört is too much malört" typically has a very clear and very small answer, this is uncharted territory

I remember leaving the theater and mostly just talking about the Super Mario 3 preview

Also, I think about this movie every time I see the term "esports"

Putting the cats and dogs right next to each other is just gratuitously asking for trouble.

That name is so good. 🔥

Pretty sure that's just a giant upside-down milk jug. Even has the threading for the cap. Lenticu-what? Come on. Sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct one

Feel pretty confident the bloody will be Actually Good. The trick is you'll have to make a toothpickable mini rendition of this for the garnish

Malörgarita

Bloody Malört

Malört with additional Malört

Malört au jus

I feel sort of like the Pink Elephants scene and the Tetsuo On a Rampage scene and a little bit of the King Rat video all had a weird cool baby