John Waters remake of Funny Games, or is that just a regular John Waters film

The Pee-Wee Herman cenobite I summoned from the Rubens Cube I bought off Temu: “I’m TRYING to show you SIGHTS! HEH-HEH!”

I wish everyone who’s been setting off fireworks a week before the 4th and will do so a week after the 4th a very “we can’t reattach it”

The upside to insomnia is that there’s always another Nardwuar video

Maybe it’s her. Maybe it’s h pylori.

Restiform Bodies need to make a resurgence

Violent J and Shaggy2Dope here. Here at the Insane Clown Posse, we care about your vagina’s PH. Great Diflucan wave your wand; in three days your yeast is gone.

Having to use the laundromat for a bit. All I need are some marb reds to rip in this busted parking lot while I’m blasting Rush on the car stereo, watching the clothes do their sad tumbles

I love stuff like this: “The International Mystery of ‘The Hum’” detailing an “unnatural droning sound” that only certain people can hear. Link without paywall.

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Bummer — I didn’t think so. Good info here.

Article: “Can You Get Student Loan Forgiveness For Department Of Education Disruptions?”

Adam S. Minsky, Forbes

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