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@augustdepot.bsky.social
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full time fictional podcast dad enthusiast
part time candy maker
seasonal poetry enjoyer
augustdepot everywhere else
he/him
full time fictional podcast dad enthusiast
part time candy maker
seasonal poetry enjoyer
augustdepot everywhere else
he/him
i miss everybody
August 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i miss everybody
still thinkin about jmart on my own time, if anyone wants to read about them being dads and also sad and also so so so in love with each other
archiveofourown.org/works/61087150
archiveofourown.org/works/61087150
archiveofourown.org
June 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
still thinkin about jmart on my own time, if anyone wants to read about them being dads and also sad and also so so so in love with each other
archiveofourown.org/works/61087150
archiveofourown.org/works/61087150
hey do you guys want to think about jon and martin being in love and also dads with me. been thinkin about it
April 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hey do you guys want to think about jon and martin being in love and also dads with me. been thinkin about it
also i learned to make toffee today and it was really good and it wasn't as hard as i was worried it would be so that was also nice
April 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
also i learned to make toffee today and it was really good and it wasn't as hard as i was worried it would be so that was also nice
anyways i'm still just trying to think about jmart being in love all the time forever because they physically replaced a hefty percentage of my brain so if you want them talkin about sex for ace day which is every day for me so it's not late
archiveofourown.org/works/64547071
archiveofourown.org/works/64547071
archiveofourown.org
April 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
anyways i'm still just trying to think about jmart being in love all the time forever because they physically replaced a hefty percentage of my brain so if you want them talkin about sex for ace day which is every day for me so it's not late
archiveofourown.org/works/64547071
archiveofourown.org/works/64547071
anyways if you're into jmart being dads and also being so sad i'm chillin in the space still because it's easier to handle despair when you can put it on fictional men
archiveofourown.org/works/610871...
archiveofourown.org/works/610871...
on the floor at the great divide - Chapter 3 - augustdepot - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
March 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
anyways if you're into jmart being dads and also being so sad i'm chillin in the space still because it's easier to handle despair when you can put it on fictional men
archiveofourown.org/works/610871...
archiveofourown.org/works/610871...
in the vein of grabbing what joy you can with both hands i made a pomegranate julep with too much bourbon and a ton of mint to try to smooth out all that bourbon and sat on the porch with the dog to listen to the rain on the tin roof and it was really nice
February 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
in the vein of grabbing what joy you can with both hands i made a pomegranate julep with too much bourbon and a ton of mint to try to smooth out all that bourbon and sat on the porch with the dog to listen to the rain on the tin roof and it was really nice
can't believe i didn't talk about the day i picked to be martin's birthday yesterday. anyways happy day after the day i picked to be martin's birthday day bc i thought it's fun if there's a whole day dedicated to loving people and he missed the mark
February 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
can't believe i didn't talk about the day i picked to be martin's birthday yesterday. anyways happy day after the day i picked to be martin's birthday day bc i thought it's fun if there's a whole day dedicated to loving people and he missed the mark
coworker caught me singin a quiet little song to myself about how i was going to throw myself into the river
February 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
coworker caught me singin a quiet little song to myself about how i was going to throw myself into the river
great news. u can put that luster dust stuff in candy if you want it to be very pretty and shiny. bad news. u will want to eat so much even tho mica is one of those "only eat a little bit" things. selfish news. i made it and i don't have to share so i'm the one who'll eat it so who's gonna sue me
February 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
great news. u can put that luster dust stuff in candy if you want it to be very pretty and shiny. bad news. u will want to eat so much even tho mica is one of those "only eat a little bit" things. selfish news. i made it and i don't have to share so i'm the one who'll eat it so who's gonna sue me
sold enough candy at the craft market to have sold out of a whole flavor for the first time and i got some movement again on the coffee shop i was talking to a while back 🪅🌈
February 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
sold enough candy at the craft market to have sold out of a whole flavor for the first time and i got some movement again on the coffee shop i was talking to a while back 🪅🌈
my biggest problem with discord is that i'm constantly at risk of throwing grocery lists and appointment reminders in any which server or dm bc i forget to check where i am. hello patreon discord i've never used here's my dentist's phone number. this isn't discord's fault but it is a struggle i face
February 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
my biggest problem with discord is that i'm constantly at risk of throwing grocery lists and appointment reminders in any which server or dm bc i forget to check where i am. hello patreon discord i've never used here's my dentist's phone number. this isn't discord's fault but it is a struggle i face
very annoying that the only time i can actually get any kind of writing done on a wip is when i'm sick. sitting on my couch on a regular sunday? 15 words, edited 11 times. head feels like it's a pressure cooker and my brain is a pork roast? 3k before noon
February 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
very annoying that the only time i can actually get any kind of writing done on a wip is when i'm sick. sitting on my couch on a regular sunday? 15 words, edited 11 times. head feels like it's a pressure cooker and my brain is a pork roast? 3k before noon
anyways. rainbows pt 2 where I make everyone look how thin I pulled it this time. fucked up the math and put twice as much flavor as needed in it so the colors are a little pink but it still tastes good. still gotta get better at shaping but it's progress
February 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
anyways. rainbows pt 2 where I make everyone look how thin I pulled it this time. fucked up the math and put twice as much flavor as needed in it so the colors are a little pink but it still tastes good. still gotta get better at shaping but it's progress
the thing that's so exhausting i think is some people saying "there's time to stall and that might be enough to minimize damage and help people stay afloat for a while" and others saying "if you don't have your 3 acre homestead and 20 person signal network set up now you might as well call it quits"
February 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the thing that's so exhausting i think is some people saying "there's time to stall and that might be enough to minimize damage and help people stay afloat for a while" and others saying "if you don't have your 3 acre homestead and 20 person signal network set up now you might as well call it quits"
you ever think "i'm gonna grab my tarot deck and pull a card to do some personal reflecting" then the card you pull says "thought i wouldn't bring that up didn't you. you stupid motherfucker" and you just have to deal with that because what could you say back to hurt the card's feelings. it's paper
January 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
you ever think "i'm gonna grab my tarot deck and pull a card to do some personal reflecting" then the card you pull says "thought i wouldn't bring that up didn't you. you stupid motherfucker" and you just have to deal with that because what could you say back to hurt the card's feelings. it's paper
blueberry n raspberry
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
blueberry n raspberry
marshmallow n chocolate
(don't look at the purple bits i didn't dust off)
(don't look at the purple bits i didn't dust off)
January 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
marshmallow n chocolate
(don't look at the purple bits i didn't dust off)
(don't look at the purple bits i didn't dust off)
i want to think about post-post-apocalypse dad jon being scared to read books to his kid again. i want this guy refusing to buy used kids' books and quarantining new ones before they come inside and reading them a hundred times alone bc he'd rather something happen to him than martin or the baby
January 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i want to think about post-post-apocalypse dad jon being scared to read books to his kid again. i want this guy refusing to buy used kids' books and quarantining new ones before they come inside and reading them a hundred times alone bc he'd rather something happen to him than martin or the baby
i weighed all my candy just to see how severe the toll of the candy madness that has overtaken me is and i have 26lbs of candy in my house without adding ribbons
January 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i weighed all my candy just to see how severe the toll of the candy madness that has overtaken me is and i have 26lbs of candy in my house without adding ribbons
well they're way beefier than the last run but they taste nice
blackberry lemonade
blackberry lemonade
January 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
well they're way beefier than the last run but they taste nice
blackberry lemonade
blackberry lemonade
me, a guy who makes candy every week and has like twenty pounds of candy in his house he just has to deal with: i miss making candy i wish i was making candy rn
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
me, a guy who makes candy every week and has like twenty pounds of candy in his house he just has to deal with: i miss making candy i wish i was making candy rn
anyways one of my favorite things to think about with jmart dads is them saying shit like it's totally normal without thinking that they then have to explain to their kids. oh, ummm yeah, your dad is missing two ribs. uh. genetic! just happened! no, we got you all checked and you're full of bones
January 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
anyways one of my favorite things to think about with jmart dads is them saying shit like it's totally normal without thinking that they then have to explain to their kids. oh, ummm yeah, your dad is missing two ribs. uh. genetic! just happened! no, we got you all checked and you're full of bones
with transgender all things are possible
January 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
with transgender all things are possible
three separate coworkers commenting on the fact that i replaced my work jeans that are finally past just-one-more-repair by approaching me to say "so, no holes?" with no further greeting
January 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
three separate coworkers commenting on the fact that i replaced my work jeans that are finally past just-one-more-repair by approaching me to say "so, no holes?" with no further greeting