August The Week
@augusttheweek.bsky.social
Software Engineer, Dolphins fan, NFL Data Enthusiast
Justin Herbert = Apocalypse
Insanely powerful with cult-like defenders. Completely dominates in hypothetical situations but has never really accomplished anything of note in the real world.
#BoltUp
Insanely powerful with cult-like defenders. Completely dominates in hypothetical situations but has never really accomplished anything of note in the real world.
#BoltUp
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Justin Herbert = Apocalypse
Insanely powerful with cult-like defenders. Completely dominates in hypothetical situations but has never really accomplished anything of note in the real world.
#BoltUp
Insanely powerful with cult-like defenders. Completely dominates in hypothetical situations but has never really accomplished anything of note in the real world.
#BoltUp
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Aaron Rodgers = Magneto
Aging but still very powerful. There are legitimate questions to be asked about whether he’s still passionate about the mission or simply trying to feed his massive ego.
#HereWeGo
Aging but still very powerful. There are legitimate questions to be asked about whether he’s still passionate about the mission or simply trying to feed his massive ego.
#HereWeGo
August 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Aaron Rodgers = Magneto
Aging but still very powerful. There are legitimate questions to be asked about whether he’s still passionate about the mission or simply trying to feed his massive ego.
#HereWeGo
Aging but still very powerful. There are legitimate questions to be asked about whether he’s still passionate about the mission or simply trying to feed his massive ego.
#HereWeGo
Tua Tagovailoa = Gambit
Exceptionally quick and accurate while operating with extreme confidence to the point that it can get him into trouble. Is incredibly polarizing for some reason. You either love him or really hate him.
#Finsup
Exceptionally quick and accurate while operating with extreme confidence to the point that it can get him into trouble. Is incredibly polarizing for some reason. You either love him or really hate him.
#Finsup
August 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tua Tagovailoa = Gambit
Exceptionally quick and accurate while operating with extreme confidence to the point that it can get him into trouble. Is incredibly polarizing for some reason. You either love him or really hate him.
#Finsup
Exceptionally quick and accurate while operating with extreme confidence to the point that it can get him into trouble. Is incredibly polarizing for some reason. You either love him or really hate him.
#Finsup
Josh Allen = Jean Grey/Phoenix
Powerful enough to completely annihilate any opposition but there’s always a possibility of going dark and doing more harm than good.
#BillsMafia
Powerful enough to completely annihilate any opposition but there’s always a possibility of going dark and doing more harm than good.
#BillsMafia
August 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Josh Allen = Jean Grey/Phoenix
Powerful enough to completely annihilate any opposition but there’s always a possibility of going dark and doing more harm than good.
#BillsMafia
Powerful enough to completely annihilate any opposition but there’s always a possibility of going dark and doing more harm than good.
#BillsMafia
Kenneth Walker believers like @dannybkelly.bsky.social may want to check this one out.
August 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Kenneth Walker believers like @dannybkelly.bsky.social may want to check this one out.
Zach Ertz was great for the Commanders this year, despite continuing to age (rumor has it he'll be an entire year older next season). I still personally think he got that fourth down conversion against the Steelers (and you can't convince me they wouldn't have given that to the Chiefs).
March 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Zach Ertz was great for the Commanders this year, despite continuing to age (rumor has it he'll be an entire year older next season). I still personally think he got that fourth down conversion against the Steelers (and you can't convince me they wouldn't have given that to the Chiefs).
You know I love this because not one but two Miami Dolphins made this list. Though I guess I'm not as plugged in as I thought because I don't know who Jack Stoll is. Jonnu Smith, on the other hand, I do know because he was a delightful surprise last year, finishing as the #4 TE. #finsup #GoFins
March 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Or making Sean Jordan's Year in Things That Are Dank list. Very prestigious.
P.S. She remains one of my personal AFE guests. She was delightful.
Sincerely,
August The Week
P.S. She remains one of my personal AFE guests. She was delightful.
Sincerely,
August The Week
March 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Or making Sean Jordan's Year in Things That Are Dank list. Very prestigious.
P.S. She remains one of my personal AFE guests. She was delightful.
Sincerely,
August The Week
P.S. She remains one of my personal AFE guests. She was delightful.
Sincerely,
August The Week
Speaking of Chicago, getting away from Chicago seemed to be just the thing for Darnell Mooney who thrived in Atlanta. Calvin Ridley had a "meh" season. Cooper and Hopkins were mid-season trades. Marquise Brown was injured. Ray-Ray McCloud (insert "Who??" gif here) was the apple of Kirk Cousin's eye.
March 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Speaking of Chicago, getting away from Chicago seemed to be just the thing for Darnell Mooney who thrived in Atlanta. Calvin Ridley had a "meh" season. Cooper and Hopkins were mid-season trades. Marquise Brown was injured. Ray-Ray McCloud (insert "Who??" gif here) was the apple of Kirk Cousin's eye.
I think the most disappointing entry on this list is Keenan Allen (I may have drafted him). I love Keenan Allen and had high hopes for him being matched up with a "generational talent" QB in Caleb Williams after playing for years with [checks notes] a "generational talent" QB in Justin Herbert.
March 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think the most disappointing entry on this list is Keenan Allen (I may have drafted him). I love Keenan Allen and had high hopes for him being matched up with a "generational talent" QB in Caleb Williams after playing for years with [checks notes] a "generational talent" QB in Justin Herbert.