Naomi Osaka’s Labubu
@auhvahntay.bsky.social
Blerd. run hottie 🏅. broad street bully 🦅. radical feminist. coven leader. agent of chaos and disruption.
I literally don’t want to talk to any other man for the rest of my life. Do not fucking DM me, I have a man I adore and I hate the rest of you bad.
September 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I literally don’t want to talk to any other man for the rest of my life. Do not fucking DM me, I have a man I adore and I hate the rest of you bad.
This sinus infection been whooping my ass for days. Then life jumped in for some punches, can a girl boss catch a fucking break ???!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This sinus infection been whooping my ass for days. Then life jumped in for some punches, can a girl boss catch a fucking break ???!!!!
Been so depressed today I barely enjoyed the eagles game and forgot It was Beyoncé’s birthday. You realize how unwell that means I am?????
September 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Been so depressed today I barely enjoyed the eagles game and forgot It was Beyoncé’s birthday. You realize how unwell that means I am?????
I take being a hater very seriously. Most times I’m hating on someone or something that rightfully deserves to be hated. When that person/place/or thing thinks It has a moment of peace. I will be there waiting in the shadows for the call
September 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I take being a hater very seriously. Most times I’m hating on someone or something that rightfully deserves to be hated. When that person/place/or thing thinks It has a moment of peace. I will be there waiting in the shadows for the call
We’re T the sparks game and I’m seeing all these beautiful Black couples of all kinds. I too wanna be someone’s cute little girlfriend to but then I remember I hate men sooooo
September 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
We’re T the sparks game and I’m seeing all these beautiful Black couples of all kinds. I too wanna be someone’s cute little girlfriend to but then I remember I hate men sooooo
I don’t want no girl’s girl and sisterhood shit next season. I want claws, shadiness, reading, get buck! I’m sorry I am no better than the average American #LoveIslandUSA
August 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I don’t want no girl’s girl and sisterhood shit next season. I want claws, shadiness, reading, get buck! I’m sorry I am no better than the average American #LoveIslandUSA
Taylor and this weak ass apology #LoveIslandUSA
August 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Taylor and this weak ass apology #LoveIslandUSA
The universe always kicking me when I’m down like I owe them money. Like the fuck did I do to you???
July 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The universe always kicking me when I’m down like I owe them money. Like the fuck did I do to you???
Ran into a coffee shop and told a barista so I could hide. Bc saying, “no thank you” 3x escalated to aggression
July 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ran into a coffee shop and told a barista so I could hide. Bc saying, “no thank you” 3x escalated to aggression
They was really up there like this
July 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
They was really up there like this
America voting on #LoveIslandUSA this week
July 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
America voting on #LoveIslandUSA this week
Like how you mad at Clarke for being happy the guy she likes actually likes her back? She never justified mistreatment of Olandria or talked bad about her or any girl in that villa. The real villain is literally Taylor. #LoveIslandUSA
July 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Like how you mad at Clarke for being happy the guy she likes actually likes her back? She never justified mistreatment of Olandria or talked bad about her or any girl in that villa. The real villain is literally Taylor. #LoveIslandUSA
You ain’t got no damn connections Olandria!!! #LoveIslandUSA
July 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
You ain’t got no damn connections Olandria!!! #LoveIslandUSA
Real lovers are so fucking back.
May 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Real lovers are so fucking back.
HAPPY COWBOY CARTER DAY
May 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
HAPPY COWBOY CARTER DAY
BEYONCÉ OR BUST
GET TF UP
GET TF UP
April 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
BEYONCÉ OR BUST
GET TF UP
GET TF UP
So after ALL THAT, the screeching the #Yellowjackets hear is from frogs fucking?!
March 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So after ALL THAT, the screeching the #Yellowjackets hear is from frogs fucking?!
They really beefing over Dave when it’s 5 other white men in the pods that look just like him #LoveIsBlind
February 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They really beefing over Dave when it’s 5 other white men in the pods that look just like him #LoveIsBlind
Cowboy Carter is a 9 city tour?! I love the horse whiskey lady fr fr
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Cowboy Carter is a 9 city tour?! I love the horse whiskey lady fr fr
Me during the Quincy tribute:
February 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me during the Quincy tribute:
I hate when guys try to “flirt” with me by telling me the chiefs are better than the eagles. Okay, now you’re blocked.
So what now??
So what now??
February 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I hate when guys try to “flirt” with me by telling me the chiefs are better than the eagles. Okay, now you’re blocked.
So what now??
So what now??
Bitch, January got fucking HANDS.
January 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Bitch, January got fucking HANDS.
Watching Castle Rock for the first time and ….
January 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Watching Castle Rock for the first time and ….