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Aunt Calamity
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The web's favorite tech maven and advice columnist. I can write code, yodel and kickbox - at the same time.

Wipe your feet.

#humor #satire #parody #IT #science #tech #MENSA #NASA #geeklife

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From the To-Do List:

July 06
Attempt to return an unwanted grocery item by communicating only in mime.

#humor #humour #mimesarecreepy
July 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Separated At Birth?

#humor #humour #zappa
July 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
From the To-Do List:

July 04
Recreational Physics! Determine which pieces of living room furniture can be hot-glued to a non-load-bearing, interior wall without the resulting vertical shear and lateral tension forces pulling the drywall apart.

#physics #engineering #geeklife #humor #humour
July 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Language Lab

Using Dutch to Tone Speech-Related Muscles

#humor #humour #language #linguistics
July 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
From this week's To-Do List:

July 03
Cover self with white glue, roll in a large pile of dried macaroni and terrorize the neighbourhood as "Evil Pasta Thing."

#food #cooking #pasta #humor #humour
July 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Full-Contact Haiku

"Infatuation"

Caffeine-laced donuts!
Gooey, air-puffed breakfast buzz.
Yes, there is a God.

#haiku #humor
July 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
From this week's To-Do List:

July 02
Conduct tests to determine which color of Behr® interior latex wall paint tastes best when used as an emergency non-dairy coffee creamer substitute.

#science #testprotocols #research #humor
July 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Booting up my custom Cray supercomputer and organizing content. Please stand by.
July 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM