Aunt Calamity
@auntcalamity.bsky.social
The web's favorite tech maven and advice columnist. I can write code, yodel and kickbox - at the same time.
Wipe your feet.
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Wipe your feet.
#humor #satire #parody #IT #science #tech #MENSA #NASA #geeklife
Header art courtesy of @area6cgi.bsky.social
From the To-Do List:
July 06
Attempt to return an unwanted grocery item by communicating only in mime.
#humor #humour #mimesarecreepy
July 06
Attempt to return an unwanted grocery item by communicating only in mime.
#humor #humour #mimesarecreepy
July 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
From the To-Do List:
July 06
Attempt to return an unwanted grocery item by communicating only in mime.
#humor #humour #mimesarecreepy
July 06
Attempt to return an unwanted grocery item by communicating only in mime.
#humor #humour #mimesarecreepy
July 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
From the To-Do List:
July 04
Recreational Physics! Determine which pieces of living room furniture can be hot-glued to a non-load-bearing, interior wall without the resulting vertical shear and lateral tension forces pulling the drywall apart.
#physics #engineering #geeklife #humor #humour
July 04
Recreational Physics! Determine which pieces of living room furniture can be hot-glued to a non-load-bearing, interior wall without the resulting vertical shear and lateral tension forces pulling the drywall apart.
#physics #engineering #geeklife #humor #humour
July 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
From the To-Do List:
July 04
Recreational Physics! Determine which pieces of living room furniture can be hot-glued to a non-load-bearing, interior wall without the resulting vertical shear and lateral tension forces pulling the drywall apart.
#physics #engineering #geeklife #humor #humour
July 04
Recreational Physics! Determine which pieces of living room furniture can be hot-glued to a non-load-bearing, interior wall without the resulting vertical shear and lateral tension forces pulling the drywall apart.
#physics #engineering #geeklife #humor #humour
July 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
From this week's To-Do List:
July 02
Conduct tests to determine which color of Behr® interior latex wall paint tastes best when used as an emergency non-dairy coffee creamer substitute.
#science #testprotocols #research #humor
July 02
Conduct tests to determine which color of Behr® interior latex wall paint tastes best when used as an emergency non-dairy coffee creamer substitute.
#science #testprotocols #research #humor
July 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
From this week's To-Do List:
July 02
Conduct tests to determine which color of Behr® interior latex wall paint tastes best when used as an emergency non-dairy coffee creamer substitute.
#science #testprotocols #research #humor
July 02
Conduct tests to determine which color of Behr® interior latex wall paint tastes best when used as an emergency non-dairy coffee creamer substitute.
#science #testprotocols #research #humor
Booting up my custom Cray supercomputer and organizing content. Please stand by.
July 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Booting up my custom Cray supercomputer and organizing content. Please stand by.