AKFox
@auntfoxy.bsky.social
Former museum educator, current curmudgeon
Reposted by AKFox
Don’t drink the kool aid
January 20, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Don’t drink the kool aid
Imagining all the footage of ICE knocking people’s phones out of their hands as they try to get close enough to scan the QR code.
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Imagining all the footage of ICE knocking people’s phones out of their hands as they try to get close enough to scan the QR code.
Or well-trained ghouls either
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Or well-trained ghouls either
I attended a museum conference in Allentown years ago, and there was an optional field trip to the Crayola factory in Easton. I will never forget the sound of thirty people inhaling in unison and the visceral memory of the smell of melted crayon wax.
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I attended a museum conference in Allentown years ago, and there was an optional field trip to the Crayola factory in Easton. I will never forget the sound of thirty people inhaling in unison and the visceral memory of the smell of melted crayon wax.
I had a McLobster lobster roll in Canada. It was delicious and looked way better than this.
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I had a McLobster lobster roll in Canada. It was delicious and looked way better than this.
My initial (mis)reading was “FBI profile photo,” which was wild enough. Thank you and the commenters for the first actual belly laugh I’ve had in quite a while.
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
My initial (mis)reading was “FBI profile photo,” which was wild enough. Thank you and the commenters for the first actual belly laugh I’ve had in quite a while.
And it avoids facing confirmation hearings in some cases
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
And it avoids facing confirmation hearings in some cases
Maybe get Democratic senators to stop voting for Trump’s nominees. That’d be a start.
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Maybe get Democratic senators to stop voting for Trump’s nominees. That’d be a start.
I’m old enough to remember this youtu.be/IZ3xugOFoGk
Quilted Northern Commercial Early 1997
YouTube video by William Thompson (JD Winkerman)
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I’m old enough to remember this youtu.be/IZ3xugOFoGk
I think that house belongs to the bear now
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I think that house belongs to the bear now
Had to explain to my mother that just because her boyfriend needs to have his phone on speaker to hear doesn’t mean she has to have hers on speaker when she calls him. I was nice about it (I think) but it was really annoying.
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Had to explain to my mother that just because her boyfriend needs to have his phone on speaker to hear doesn’t mean she has to have hers on speaker when she calls him. I was nice about it (I think) but it was really annoying.
Just watched it with my husband in a Hampton Inn on our way from one family celebration to another. Loved it but need to watch it again, I think.
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just watched it with my husband in a Hampton Inn on our way from one family celebration to another. Loved it but need to watch it again, I think.
Coming to a theater near you this summer
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Coming to a theater near you this summer
Or misquote from a movie
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Or misquote from a movie
My husband and I truly enjoyed your special and your South Beach Session.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My husband and I truly enjoyed your special and your South Beach Session.
I’ve always thought there must be a few Onion staffers who have worked in museums
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve always thought there must be a few Onion staffers who have worked in museums
It’ll take a lot more than $3K for her to give up the cushy grift she’s got going on
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’ll take a lot more than $3K for her to give up the cushy grift she’s got going on
Some of the principals have spent millions of our dollars to put themselves on camera.
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Some of the principals have spent millions of our dollars to put themselves on camera.