Auntie
@auntieandy.bsky.social
Cat Mom, Feral Housewife, Dark Romance Connoisseur, DC Comics Fan, Chronic Illness Sufferer, Photographer, D&D Addict
Ever get depressed because you just finished off a bag of Cheeto Puffs? No? Just me?
September 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ever get depressed because you just finished off a bag of Cheeto Puffs? No? Just me?
Don't let your dreams be dreams...
Fight that bitch in the Denny's parking lot
Fight that bitch in the Denny's parking lot
August 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Don't let your dreams be dreams...
Fight that bitch in the Denny's parking lot
Fight that bitch in the Denny's parking lot
Ever have a breakdown so bad you listen to French electro pop... And you don't speak French...
August 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Ever have a breakdown so bad you listen to French electro pop... And you don't speak French...
What up Bluesky! Just a reminder I haven't been put into a mental hospital, which is a major accomplishment
June 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What up Bluesky! Just a reminder I haven't been put into a mental hospital, which is a major accomplishment
Dizzy Spells and Thunderstorms... Mother Nature You're a Bitch
April 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dizzy Spells and Thunderstorms... Mother Nature You're a Bitch
Hmmm... Time to make a Crashout Playlist on Spotify... Feel like I'm gonna need it...
April 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hmmm... Time to make a Crashout Playlist on Spotify... Feel like I'm gonna need it...
That moment when you're waiting for your grocery order and the person beside you is looking into your window and now you want to just start a fight
April 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
That moment when you're waiting for your grocery order and the person beside you is looking into your window and now you want to just start a fight
Good Morning.
This is a daily reminder I am feral and will bite
Thank you
This is a daily reminder I am feral and will bite
Thank you
April 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Good Morning.
This is a daily reminder I am feral and will bite
Thank you
This is a daily reminder I am feral and will bite
Thank you
How the hell is my Paladin still within his Oath? *looks it up* Ah... Vengeance...
March 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How the hell is my Paladin still within his Oath? *looks it up* Ah... Vengeance...
WHY AM I STILL SINGING THE AXOLOTL SONG
March 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
WHY AM I STILL SINGING THE AXOLOTL SONG
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March 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Man that one hour nap really got me going again
March 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Man that one hour nap really got me going again
Auntie why have you been awake so long?
Insomnia... I have horrible insomnia. Also I am a notorious light sleeper. Any little light or sound wakes me up immediately.
Insomnia... I have horrible insomnia. Also I am a notorious light sleeper. Any little light or sound wakes me up immediately.
a cartoon of a girl laying in bed looking at her phone with the word insomnia above her
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March 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Auntie why have you been awake so long?
Insomnia... I have horrible insomnia. Also I am a notorious light sleeper. Any little light or sound wakes me up immediately.
Insomnia... I have horrible insomnia. Also I am a notorious light sleeper. Any little light or sound wakes me up immediately.
DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR MEDS
March 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR MEDS
If Jason Todd and Dick Grayson tried to wrestle... Who would win?
March 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If Jason Todd and Dick Grayson tried to wrestle... Who would win?
I love having access to something that lets me free flow my impulsive thoughts
March 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I love having access to something that lets me free flow my impulsive thoughts
Me last Saturday when I was making some baked goods:
a cartoon dog is holding a spoon in a bowl of food
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March 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me last Saturday when I was making some baked goods:
I have been banned from the welder after threatening to weld my sister in laws car doors shut...
March 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have been banned from the welder after threatening to weld my sister in laws car doors shut...
Anyways... I haven't slept in *checks watch* 24 hours... I wish to fight my demons in the back of a Walmart in the automotive section...
March 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Anyways... I haven't slept in *checks watch* 24 hours... I wish to fight my demons in the back of a Walmart in the automotive section...
Well shit finally
Thanks Bluesky for giving me so much faffing headache with logging in
Thanks Bluesky for giving me so much faffing headache with logging in
March 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Well shit finally
Thanks Bluesky for giving me so much faffing headache with logging in
Thanks Bluesky for giving me so much faffing headache with logging in
My husband just came up with the most unique insult I have ever heard. I was pestering him and being annoying on purpose, because I can, and he looked me dead in the eyes and said
"You're really being an unskipable ad right now."
#uniqueinsults
"You're really being an unskipable ad right now."
#uniqueinsults
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
My husband just came up with the most unique insult I have ever heard. I was pestering him and being annoying on purpose, because I can, and he looked me dead in the eyes and said
"You're really being an unskipable ad right now."
#uniqueinsults
"You're really being an unskipable ad right now."
#uniqueinsults
Well... My brain is deep fried
Time to eat half a block of pepper jack cheese 🧀
Time to eat half a block of pepper jack cheese 🧀
November 25, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Well... My brain is deep fried
Time to eat half a block of pepper jack cheese 🧀
Time to eat half a block of pepper jack cheese 🧀