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Bragging to the judge at my trial that it’s not the first time I’ve done this.
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Bragging to the judge at my trial that it’s not the first time I’ve done this.
Hey! I was in my mid to late twenties! *sigh* okay, I guess.
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Hey! I was in my mid to late twenties! *sigh* okay, I guess.
I did that last year and…eesh…was that an experience. I had to put it down a few times because of all the memories it brought up.
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I did that last year and…eesh…was that an experience. I had to put it down a few times because of all the memories it brought up.
Lol, that figures. I don’t watch a lot of live music so I have no clue how tall anyone is.
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Lol, that figures. I don’t watch a lot of live music so I have no clue how tall anyone is.
Julien Baker?
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Julien Baker?
😂
*shoves glasses up on nose* Um, actually, canonically, Taylor can’t be a reality warper because Taylor isn’t an only child. 🤓
*shoves glasses up on nose* Um, actually, canonically, Taylor can’t be a reality warper because Taylor isn’t an only child. 🤓
January 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
😂
*shoves glasses up on nose* Um, actually, canonically, Taylor can’t be a reality warper because Taylor isn’t an only child. 🤓
*shoves glasses up on nose* Um, actually, canonically, Taylor can’t be a reality warper because Taylor isn’t an only child. 🤓
This is very similar to my pet theory that Dean Winchester from Supernatural is an egg, both with the extremely performative masculinity and real wtf eggy moments. Someday I will reach the end of the series and write my Manifesto.
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is very similar to my pet theory that Dean Winchester from Supernatural is an egg, both with the extremely performative masculinity and real wtf eggy moments. Someday I will reach the end of the series and write my Manifesto.
Probably my favorite pair of episodes. Any episode with Faith is a good one, but those are imo the best.
I always feel a little crazy watching them though because Faith’s psycho ex girlfriend vibes are so far off the charts I start to wonder if Buffy/Faith is actually canon.
I always feel a little crazy watching them though because Faith’s psycho ex girlfriend vibes are so far off the charts I start to wonder if Buffy/Faith is actually canon.
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Probably my favorite pair of episodes. Any episode with Faith is a good one, but those are imo the best.
I always feel a little crazy watching them though because Faith’s psycho ex girlfriend vibes are so far off the charts I start to wonder if Buffy/Faith is actually canon.
I always feel a little crazy watching them though because Faith’s psycho ex girlfriend vibes are so far off the charts I start to wonder if Buffy/Faith is actually canon.
Last night I started the two parter where Faith wakes up from her coma and rants to Buffy’s mom about how Buffy abandoned them both before committing grand theft Buffy.
Absolutely amazing episodes.
Absolutely amazing episodes.
December 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Last night I started the two parter where Faith wakes up from her coma and rants to Buffy’s mom about how Buffy abandoned them both before committing grand theft Buffy.
Absolutely amazing episodes.
Absolutely amazing episodes.
Truly, a perfect band—but that’s my point. Yeah FM was old news by 20XX, but all the 40&50 year old cops they are flashing their badges to bought Rumors on Vinyl and lived when the band’s antics were household news. If somebody introduces themselves as Spears and Lohan I’m gonna call bs.
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Truly, a perfect band—but that’s my point. Yeah FM was old news by 20XX, but all the 40&50 year old cops they are flashing their badges to bought Rumors on Vinyl and lived when the band’s antics were household news. If somebody introduces themselves as Spears and Lohan I’m gonna call bs.
Glad you’re doing better though! :)
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Glad you’re doing better though! :)
Lmao, I meant dated in the sense of ‘gave away how old I am’, but I did also date myself terribly in the sense you read that as. Did the whole closeted queer kid in a very religious family bit…so yeah I didn’t date and a lot of therapy was needed afterwards. 😅
English is a dumb language sometimes!
English is a dumb language sometimes!
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Lmao, I meant dated in the sense of ‘gave away how old I am’, but I did also date myself terribly in the sense you read that as. Did the whole closeted queer kid in a very religious family bit…so yeah I didn’t date and a lot of therapy was needed afterwards. 😅
English is a dumb language sometimes!
English is a dumb language sometimes!
That bit always drives me crazy b/c they should get called out on it WAY more than they do. Like yeah using classic rock aliases might work on someone their age, it’s definitely not going to work on a cop old enough to have heard it on the radio as a teen, and that’s like 60+% of who they do it to.
December 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That bit always drives me crazy b/c they should get called out on it WAY more than they do. Like yeah using classic rock aliases might work on someone their age, it’s definitely not going to work on a cop old enough to have heard it on the radio as a teen, and that’s like 60+% of who they do it to.
Lol, yeah, I just dated myself terribly, I know. 🤦♀️
In other news I am looking forward to my first knee replacement in 10-15 years.
In other news I am looking forward to my first knee replacement in 10-15 years.
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Lol, yeah, I just dated myself terribly, I know. 🤦♀️
In other news I am looking forward to my first knee replacement in 10-15 years.
In other news I am looking forward to my first knee replacement in 10-15 years.
Suburbs, and same. I think the only reason everyone “waited” as long as they did was due to this middle class expectation that you WOULD get a college degree and marriage would be a distraction from that so everybody put it off until either senior year or right after graduation.
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Suburbs, and same. I think the only reason everyone “waited” as long as they did was due to this middle class expectation that you WOULD get a college degree and marriage would be a distraction from that so everybody put it off until either senior year or right after graduation.
One of my biggest early euphoria moments was getting put in charge of Thanksgiving dinner. I’d tried to do it years past but despite doing the vast bulk of cooking in the house only got regulated to helper because “I was a man” and for some reason only a woman could do it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
One of my biggest early euphoria moments was getting put in charge of Thanksgiving dinner. I’d tried to do it years past but despite doing the vast bulk of cooking in the house only got regulated to helper because “I was a man” and for some reason only a woman could do it.
I’ll have to take your word for it.
December 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I’ll have to take your word for it.
Cheshire doesn’t have that damn shed.
I’m sure Yorkshire is quite lovely, but it’s got to go.
I’m sure Yorkshire is quite lovely, but it’s got to go.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Cheshire doesn’t have that damn shed.
I’m sure Yorkshire is quite lovely, but it’s got to go.
I’m sure Yorkshire is quite lovely, but it’s got to go.
I hate you so much. The face I just made. *shudders*
We should wipe Yorkshire off the map. Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. Fucking Yorkshire.
We should wipe Yorkshire off the map. Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. Fucking Yorkshire.
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I hate you so much. The face I just made. *shudders*
We should wipe Yorkshire off the map. Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. Fucking Yorkshire.
We should wipe Yorkshire off the map. Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. Fucking Yorkshire.
Well I know what’s gonna be in my nightmares tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Well I know what’s gonna be in my nightmares tonight.
Former evangelical—it’s b/c everyone’s already taken. All my church friends were married by 25–most by 22-23 and to somebody they started dating in youth group. You only have a narrow window and after that it’s very slim pickings. Also everyone’s judgy and a whiff of a scandal makes you undateable.
December 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Former evangelical—it’s b/c everyone’s already taken. All my church friends were married by 25–most by 22-23 and to somebody they started dating in youth group. You only have a narrow window and after that it’s very slim pickings. Also everyone’s judgy and a whiff of a scandal makes you undateable.