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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 9h

Yes I’ve seen it thanks. Could’ve done without the scare!!

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 9h

True. The next christening they have would be….interesting.

Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 10h

I think Natalia should’ve gone last week so probably going to go sooner rather than later. It’s not a stellar cast of bakers this year. I’m finding it a little boring if I’m honest!

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 10h

This has been raised as a substitute toilet however we’d need to know what f they are easily emptied? Do they have drain holes?

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 10h

Yeh. They know I’m the women who rejected the lactose free cat milk cos she actually wanted UHT milk. 🫤🤣

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 10h

Well now. Last time I checked my postcode the computer said no. But Ocado dint come north of Harrogate. Or didn’t!!

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe they have drains?

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 11h

Ooo. Clever. Tricky to empty though.

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 11h

You’re on fire!!!! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 12h

But Georgie has always come first. Emma saw to that. #TheArchers.

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 12h

Oh er. Not for me then!!!!

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 12h

There must be I think because there would be loo’s.

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 12h

But Jen!! No one from ambridge can go beyond the bypass and live!!!! #TheArchers

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 12h

Yes I think a lot of us did. 👏

Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 12h

Well they would say that wouldn’t they!! 😁

Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 12h

Oh I say! Jolly well done! 🤣👏👏👏👏

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 12h

Yeh I’ve heard that. 😳

Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 17h

That cleaners is making a fortune out of you. No straight jacket required. Come as you are. Join the queue of disgruntled #TheArchers listeners ➡️

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 17h

The last time I had Sainsbury they substituted uht milk with lactose free cat milk. 😒

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 17h

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮. In that case the duel will be off. And you and I will apply for the insane asylum. #ThArchers

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 17h

They don’t (or didn’t- I haven’t checked lately) do me! Rural Northumberland. Even my Sainsbury or Tesco shop has to come from a shop not a distribution centre which can be a pain as the shops don’t stock as much stuff as the distribution centres.

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 17h

See I knew you’d say that. I believe you prevaricating sir!! I’ll even provide the naval officer to officiate (if it makes you fancy turning up more?)

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 17h

SOOSAN HAS ACCESS TO BULLETS???????

Ocado? Waitrose? These things are alien to me because they do not deliver above Harrogate. Which is 100 miles south of me. So I disdain them!

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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 17h

And I will make sure Waitrose (oh er get you !) substitute bullets for grapes!

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