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Mad Auntie Kristy

@auntiekristy.bsky.social

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wistful writer. reluctant poet. tired native. full of fire and bad metaphors. published under Kristine Wyllys. “the banshee of affirmations” -@morriswayts https://ko-fi.com/A457ISS she/her/eldritch abomination.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · Nov 4

Need a break from doomscrolling? Want to read a trauma dumped story before my therapist? WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK. THE PROMISED STORY IS COMPLETED:

trigger warnings for abuse, addiction, death, gambling, and general fuckery.

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My Mother’s White Devil: the final but not finale.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 17h

Thank you, always and forever, to all of you who did just that: helped a girl feed her family. Get to work. Buy medication. Start over basically from scratch. Y'all didn't just walk with me through some dark, scary times, you lifted me up through them and I will never, ever, not be grateful.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 17h

I have nearly killed myself with overtime the last few months but also we got 18's girlfriend here and we are 48 hours from move in day and you know. That's not too shabby for a girl who a handful of months ago needed help just feeding her family.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 5d

That sounds like a delightful weekend and i hope you have the best time. 💖💖💖

And bless. Thank you!

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 5d

I am so happy and relieved for you! 💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 5d

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You are my good thing and deserve all the best things.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 5d

Alright, lovelies. It's Friday morning. Auntie is a week from move in day, coming off another 50 hour work week, and having her Friday morning fountain drink which will be followed by a beer. My heart is heavy, my brain is stuffed, and I miss y'all like mad. Tell me some good things going on.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 6d

I bring a kind of "Free Palestine" to the church gathering that the congregation doesn't know what to do with.

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 6d

In the midst of every awful thing (and some good things too, tbf), I've been obsessively tracking the Global Sumud Flotilla and there's one, ONE, tiny ship still sailing toward Gaza and I just ....

an older man with a beard is crying while wearing a suit .

Alt: An old man with white hair and a beard wearing a suit holding his hand to his mouth and crying.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 13d

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 13d

He's since moved on to answering questions with, "don't look at me. Mom gave me Autism."

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 13d

If he keeps demanding reparations, we might find my love is conditional. 😂😂😭

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 13d

........I'm gonna fight your mother in a waffle house parking lot. I'm so sorry, love. You deserve so much better. Know that mom genuinely loved you with her whole heart.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 13d

You are the wind beneath my wings.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 13d

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 13d

Please know I am always here for these stories and also all others.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

Me: Apparently I gave you autism by taking Tylenol.

18: Don't worry about it. The rapture is happening tomorrow anyway.

18: Which you will not participate in.

18: Because you gave me Autism.

Me: 😐

18: Hope that headache was worth it, sinner.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

THANK YOU! 💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

💖💖💖 I love you.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

THERE IS A CEDAR LINED CLOSET IN MINE AND BETTY'S ROOM THAT FEELS VERY PROMISING.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

I swear to God if the snacks aren't hitting we are burning their houses down.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

It is absolutely official, sister from another mister but not another mother. 💖 She loved you dearly. Really and truly.

As do I. To the moon and back.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

You are one of life's most precious things. 💖💖💖

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

Bless. 🥹💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 16d

Oh, bless you both. Listen. I will soothe new mom you and get you guys only the best formula and we will have drinks over it we don't have to pump and dump.