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Aunty Grumpycow
@auntygrumpycow.bsky.social
Allegedly a writer.
February 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
February 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My cheese had a wrinkle
My latte, a lump
There was a god awful
Line at the pump
The weather is nasty
I look like a frump
If you try for my biscuits
you'll end up with a stump
#poetry #poem #monday #grump
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Reposted by Aunty Grumpycow
COMING SOON! A brand-new zine full of weird little rhymes. Shuffling out of the mist, just in time for the spooky season. #ComingSoon #Zine #MementoVivere #Cryptids #Christmas #Halloween #Carols #New #CozyHorror #LiveLurkLove
September 23, 2024 at 11:37 AM
It's better not to stress
When you call the IRS
For as much as they're a mess
They can always sense distress
So, make sure to suppress
The nervous urge to confess
Things they should not redress
But only those that cause you stress
#poem #life #taxes
April 22, 2024 at 7:57 AM
There I was on a muddy lawn
Switching safety shoes for pumps
Hoping I would not be ticketed for parking illegally
As the spring rain cheerfully pattered on. #poem #freeform #life
April 2, 2024 at 2:42 PM
When the trees were tall
I watched my grandfather shave
The bright summer sun gleaming off the safety razor
And the faded pink plastic of the outdoor washbasin
Water droplets like diamonds
In the chill of the morning
As the world woke up
#poem #freeform
April 1, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Verbing words can lead to confusion
More so than misspelling or a German-type fusion
English grammar dictates it to be
But puzzling a bit can be the fee #poetry
January 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
the winter sun is watery at best
it barely shines and never mind the rest
vitamine D is hard to come by without pills
with which I don't feel like stuffing myself to the gills
such a shame that due to cold and mores I should refrain
from splaying myself like a naked starfish on a sunny plain #poem
December 20, 2023 at 10:39 AM
I am bored now
I am bored now
I am bored now to tears
Cause I'm waiting
Damn the rating
That a lunch wrap soon appears

#lunch #poetry
December 18, 2023 at 11:23 AM
My tubby ass freezing to the seat
I plod along with each peddle squeak
Treacherous black ice and shifty snow foam
Want to prevent me going home #poetry #winter #poem
December 4, 2023 at 9:12 AM
Watching Beatlejuice in cinema in style.
October 29, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Hoeing at work is quite a trick
You have to stealth and be quite quick
With arguments regarding dress
So management will not have stress

#rhyme #poetry
October 24, 2023 at 4:27 PM