#poem #haiku #poetry #everyday #thingd

#poem #poetry #fun #grumpy

My cheese had a wrinkle
My latte, a lump
There was a god awful
Line at the pump
The weather is nasty
I look like a frump
If you try for my biscuits
you'll end up with a stump
#poetry #poem #monday #grump

COMING SOON! A brand-new zine full of weird little rhymes. Shuffling out of the mist, just in time for the spooky season. #ComingSoon #Zine #MementoVivere #Cryptids #Christmas #Halloween #Carols #New #CozyHorror #LiveLurkLove

It's better not to stress
When you call the IRS
For as much as they're a mess
They can always sense distress
So, make sure to suppress
The nervous urge to confess
Things they should not redress
But only those that cause you stress
#poem #life #taxes

There I was on a muddy lawn
Switching safety shoes for pumps
Hoping I would not be ticketed for parking illegally
As the spring rain cheerfully pattered on. #poem #freeform #life

When the trees were tall
I watched my grandfather shave
The bright summer sun gleaming off the safety razor
And the faded pink plastic of the outdoor washbasin
Water droplets like diamonds
In the chill of the morning
As the world woke up
#poem #freeform

Verbing words can lead to confusion
More so than misspelling or a German-type fusion
English grammar dictates it to be
But puzzling a bit can be the fee #poetry

the winter sun is watery at best
it barely shines and never mind the rest
vitamine D is hard to come by without pills
with which I don't feel like stuffing myself to the gills
such a shame that due to cold and mores I should refrain
from splaying myself like a naked starfish on a sunny plain #poem

I am bored now
I am bored now
I am bored now to tears
Cause I'm waiting
Damn the rating
That a lunch wrap soon appears

#lunch #poetry

My tubby ass freezing to the seat
I plod along with each peddle squeak
Treacherous black ice and shifty snow foam
Want to prevent me going home #poetry #winter #poem

Watching Beatlejuice in cinema in style.

Hoeing at work is quite a trick
You have to stealth and be quite quick
With arguments regarding dress
So management will not have stress

#rhyme #poetry