nightskin keisha
@aureaux.blacksky.app
"the world is before you—you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came in"
immediately reminded me of this
![My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina "talk" to me and will not stop.
She's amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I've ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating "bad bitches" I will now forever endorse dating dorks) -except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it.
I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. "HEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!"
There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.
I thought it was funny. The first half-dozen times. I probably faked it for a dozen more. Now? I can't even fake a smile. Its just not funny anymore. I've tried explaining that it weirds me out, many times, to no avail. I think she views my protests as success of some sort. It's neverending. Mister Muppet will not die, and at this point it affects how I view her genitals sexually. As in, I don't anymore.
Vaginas are not that pretty to begin with. Making the meatflaps yell at me in a shrill voice is even worse. Her vagina doesn't turn me on as a visual anymore because even when I'm horny as hell I just see a muppet. Hell, I can be going down on her and she can be moaning and thrashing and I'm getting into it and in my head I hear "HEY SEXY MAN THAT FEELS AMAZING!!" aaaand I'm soft.
Fuck, man. I adore this girl. I will totally marry her. I will adapt and live with this by sheer force of will but gaaaah I'd rather not. Advice??](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4ikjhwzov5vfahrvf26kt45/bafkreiexb7kl2dvt3mxvnyfl2kq2t4ihbprhbfojydxu4n6dnuylr3n5ha@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
immediately reminded me of this
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good morning.
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