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aurelyah.bsky.social
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@aurelyah.bsky.social
Productive Procrastinator | Romance EarReader | Ludophile | Sesquipedalian | Always a Hawkeye, Never a Trumper


Des Moines, Iowa
You tell me not to eat shit, I'm gonna eat shit! HA! I showed you!

Not the flex he thinks it is.
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Made me think of The Invisible Man w/ Chevy Chase. Yes I am old.

Most of these fuckers thought they'd never get caught and so didn't care if their pics were taken.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Do you even know you missed the Myrtle Beach Bowl before this one? It was as good as you'd think it was! ;)
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I don't disagree, but it's time we use it to our advantage. Healthcare for all is now the Heroic Trump Health Act, etc. We can change the names back later, if our democracy survives that long.
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
But it was in all caps: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
bags are marked like evidence. Gotta love it! Good luck!
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My mom used to make those, which is why I wondered! I love pineapple cookies. All sticky and good! :) Thanks for sharing!
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Why?
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
WOW. You've been busy! What are the drop cookies in the second pic?
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Off living her best hippo life.
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Right? Like, look dude, you have zero power here. Even your dad dislikes you.

But I think it works out in America's favor--so keep running your trap Jr.!
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
*insert "Everything is Fine" fog in Fire meme here.
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Jesus could dunk, obvs.
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Isn't that socialism? Hmmmm. 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM