Distracted
@aurelyah.bsky.social
Productive Procrastinator | Romance EarReader | Ludophile | Sesquipedalian | Always a Hawkeye, Never a Trumper
Des Moines, Iowa
Des Moines, Iowa
You tell me not to eat shit, I'm gonna eat shit! HA! I showed you!
Not the flex he thinks it is.
Not the flex he thinks it is.
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You tell me not to eat shit, I'm gonna eat shit! HA! I showed you!
Not the flex he thinks it is.
Not the flex he thinks it is.
Made me think of The Invisible Man w/ Chevy Chase. Yes I am old.
Most of these fuckers thought they'd never get caught and so didn't care if their pics were taken.
Most of these fuckers thought they'd never get caught and so didn't care if their pics were taken.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Made me think of The Invisible Man w/ Chevy Chase. Yes I am old.
Most of these fuckers thought they'd never get caught and so didn't care if their pics were taken.
Most of these fuckers thought they'd never get caught and so didn't care if their pics were taken.
Do you even know you missed the Myrtle Beach Bowl before this one? It was as good as you'd think it was! ;)
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Do you even know you missed the Myrtle Beach Bowl before this one? It was as good as you'd think it was! ;)
I don't disagree, but it's time we use it to our advantage. Healthcare for all is now the Heroic Trump Health Act, etc. We can change the names back later, if our democracy survives that long.
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I don't disagree, but it's time we use it to our advantage. Healthcare for all is now the Heroic Trump Health Act, etc. We can change the names back later, if our democracy survives that long.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!!!
But it was in all caps: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
But it was in all caps: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
bags are marked like evidence. Gotta love it! Good luck!
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
bags are marked like evidence. Gotta love it! Good luck!
My mom used to make those, which is why I wondered! I love pineapple cookies. All sticky and good! :) Thanks for sharing!
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My mom used to make those, which is why I wondered! I love pineapple cookies. All sticky and good! :) Thanks for sharing!
WOW. You've been busy! What are the drop cookies in the second pic?
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
WOW. You've been busy! What are the drop cookies in the second pic?
Off living her best hippo life.
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Off living her best hippo life.
Right? Like, look dude, you have zero power here. Even your dad dislikes you.
But I think it works out in America's favor--so keep running your trap Jr.!
But I think it works out in America's favor--so keep running your trap Jr.!
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Right? Like, look dude, you have zero power here. Even your dad dislikes you.
But I think it works out in America's favor--so keep running your trap Jr.!
But I think it works out in America's favor--so keep running your trap Jr.!
*insert "Everything is Fine" fog in Fire meme here.
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
*insert "Everything is Fine" fog in Fire meme here.
Jesus could dunk, obvs.
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Jesus could dunk, obvs.
Isn't that socialism? Hmmmm. 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Isn't that socialism? Hmmmm. 🤔