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Aurora Endante
@auroraendante.bsky.social
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She/Her. Very Asian. Medical receptionist, geeky musical gamer. Dadjoke/pun aficionado. Lurker and reposter. #TeamBear Same moniker everywhere. bio.link/auroraendante for more
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A film that takes place where you're from:
Still from the 1993 movie Mrs Doubtfire, starring Robin Williams
April 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Meme of anime glasses guy pointing to a butterfly. The butterfly is labelled Signal, and the bottom text reads, "Is this a SCIF?" (SCIF is short for Secured Facility aka a safe place to discuss secret/top secret clearance level information)
March 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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These are my two funniest. I’m neither, but thanks for playing? 🤣🤣
Screenshot of my Listifications noti saying, “genevieve.foodsky.social has added you to the ‘MAGA Trolls’ moderation list” Screenshot of my Listifications noti saying, “@handle.invalid has added you to the ‘Block Furry Posts’ moderation list” - This person isn’t even a BlueSky user any longer, which is even funnier.
March 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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New profile pic. Thanks, NoVA Reddit!
The central image of the Great seal of the commonwealth of Virginia placed over top of a Ukrainian flag. The seal’s imagery is of a woman, allegorically symbolizing virtue, garbed in greco-roman attire with one breast exposed, holding a spear with tip to the ground and with her foot on the neck of a vanquished king, who allegorically symbolizes tyranny. The text at the bottom of the great seal says “SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS,” meaning “thus always to tyrants.” The seal in this image is in blue against a white background, excepting the king’s crown which lies on the ground beside his head; that is yellow. The colors of the Ukrainian flag are blue on top and yellow on the bottom, split evenly down the middle.
March 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Shot; chaser.
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user official-lucifers-child saying, "every time i think, i take 10 damage" Screenshot of a Discord post by me, in response to the other image. The post says, "🎤And everytime we kiss, I swear I could flyyy 🎶"
February 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Nice.
Screenshot of exactly the post I am responding to, showing the “Gulf of Barack Hussein Obama,” now with sixty nine likes. Nice.
February 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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What's your sign?
Screenshot from Threads of singer/songwriter Finneas posting "This year is gonna fucking suck" and user MotelSiren responding "that's the spirit"
February 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Uuuuhhhhh.... OPM, what
Screenshot of OPM.gov website, with an alert showing current guidance for weather leave tomorrow, 12 FEB. Status message states: "Status: Open - Suggesting 2 Hour Delayed Arrival - With Option for Unscheduled Leave or Unscheduled Telework. Given critical work being done across the federal government, please consult with your agency for final guidance." The last sentence has never been stated on any of these OPM weather/safety guidance announcements ever, to my knowledge. That is, in my opinion, an incredibly wishy-washy guidance announcement, indicating they are deferring to local agencies instead of simply creating the policy and sticking to it, as they have in all previous times.
February 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I somehow sincerely doubt this claim, CBS and YouGov. How many people of each demographic of Americans *responded* to your poll? I’d love to see *that* data….
CBS NEWS This CBS News/YouGov survey was conducted with a nationally representative sample of 2,175 U.S. adults interviewed between Feb. 5-7, 2025. The sample was weighted to be representative of adults nationwide according to gender, age, race, and education, based on the U.S. Census American Community Survey and Current Population Survey, as well as 2024 presidential vote. The margin of error is +2.5 points.
February 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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HOLD THE LINE; DON'T RESIGN!

Hang in there, my fellow feds and community. 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Art of a closed fist holding a fork with the tines up. The hand is stylized to resemble the USA flag, and there are five stars and three stripes running along the borders. Text is above and below the fist. Text on the top reads: "FORK OFF!" Text on the bottom in slightly smaller font reads: "I SUPPORT FEDERAL WORKERS"
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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no cheating. your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist

…. yeeeaaahhh, that tracks 🥴
Meme from the TrollXChromosomes community on Reddit. Scene from The Good Place, of Maya Rudolph as The Judge, featuring a top and bottom image. Rudolph says in the top image: “Obviously, Earth is cancelled.” In the bottom image: “It's just too much of a mess down there, you know?” This is somehow incredibly prescient to use as a therapist meme.
January 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Nice
Screenshot of the post I’m replying to. Jerry’s post now has 69 likes. Nice.
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Yep.
Screenshot of a scene from an anime show. A character with red glasses and dark blonde hair in pigtails is holding an American flag. Another character with short blonde hair holds their hands up as if to push away the flag, saying “Ugh! Put that horrid thing away!”
January 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Hello, 41.
A photo of me, taken today. I’m wearing a white/pink/orange sweater and tiny gold hoop earrings. My dark brown hair is tied up in a high half ponytail.
January 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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LMAAAAAOOOOOO

Because of... all the... fuzz butts in my... in my posts... 🤨

Meh, I genuinely don't care about judgmental asses blocking all the tech support folks in the world, but me randomly being on a list for this is utterly HILARIOUS. Block away, beeyotches! 🤣🤣
January 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

…. y’know what, sure.
Text displayed across top states: We should refer to this period in history simply as "The Circumstances." Sign inside image states: “THERE HAVE BEEN PRICE INCREASES TO ORIGINAL MENU DUE TO THE CIRCUMSTANCES.”
January 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I pick up phones, click on dropdown menus and type things into empty boxes on a screen.

I’ve also called myself “a glorified traffic controller” to my head nurse 🤣
Poorly explain what you do for a job.
December 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Alternatively,
Screenshot of a post from Threads. WorkAffirmations said, “Love making casual statements to test the waters with people to see if they are bootlickers or not Like "hey what if we gathered up all of the CEOs and billionaires in the world and shot them into space, what would you think of that”. I quote-posted the response, “Yeet the rich ✊🏻🚀“
December 23, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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The perfect visual novel doesn’t exi-
Steam achievent for the game Keepers of Astraela. The achievement is entitled, “Crying Is A Free Action” with descriptive subtext reading, “Teach Emrys to Play D&D in Act 3”. There’s an avatar of the character Emrys on the left side. He has medium-short black hair, pale skin and hazel eyes.
December 22, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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Venn diagram. Text across the middle through all circles reads YO HO HO HO. Teal circle says Pirates, red circle says Santa (with the word HO) off to the side, yellow circle says Gangster Rappers. Intersection of pirates and rappers reads Yo, intersection of Santa and Pirates reads Ho, and directly in the middle reads Ho.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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C IS FOR CYMBALTA, PRESCRIBE ENOUGH FOR ME
Photo of a human-sized fuzzy blue mascot sitting on a park bench, as seen from behind. Mascot looks remarkably like Cookie Monster. Above the image is the text, “When someone asks why I need to be on medication to maintain my mental health” and next to the mascot is the text, “Without my cookies, I’m just a monster.”
December 13, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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Apropros of absolutely nothing, this lyric reimagining came into my brain tonight. Now I share this with the internet, after a quick, rough recording job.

Imagine the space cantina music from Star Wars playing in the background. #ItGoesChop
December 7, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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Yeah this is a little further back than one to two greats… 😅
Screenshot from Family Tree app showing one of my Irish ancestors. Margaret Broun was born in County Monaghan and lived from 1711-1787. That’s just a little too far removed…
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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🤞
November 26, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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holy....

I swear I joined up and sat on this for a sec then started to post, blinked, and then -

WHO ARE ALL OF YOU 😳

... annnddd whose lists or starter packs am I on, exactly? 😅
Screenshot of my BlueSky profile page, cropped to the area around my profile picture which shows username, handle, and how many followers I have plus how many people I'm following. As of 6:45 PM Eastern time on November 14, 2024, I have 549 followers. Somehow.
November 14, 2024 at 11:47 PM