This is a joke, right? Satire? Sarcasm. The propaganda is strong with this one.

Unbelievable that I ever thought this paper was worthwhile. I guess it was, once, when there was journalistic integrity and real in-depth research. Now you're just a shill for Dear Leader. Shame on you. Change your tagline; democracy died in you.

No. Just no. There is too much pain already, and too much more on the way. This is awful.