the one true ivy
@aurorusborealis.bsky.social
23 • facsimile of a transsexual god • she/its
one thing about bluesky is that the algorithm is just complete dogshit
March 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
one thing about bluesky is that the algorithm is just complete dogshit
becoming politically involved by downvoting people with bad opinions on reddit and booing when i see the patriots on the tv
March 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
becoming politically involved by downvoting people with bad opinions on reddit and booing when i see the patriots on the tv
they should invent a version of overwatch that doesn’t neurologically sterilize you upon playing five hours
March 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
they should invent a version of overwatch that doesn’t neurologically sterilize you upon playing five hours
no dude it’s actually really cool that i like board games. it’s like being really into a strategy video game except i get to play with toys about it
March 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
no dude it’s actually really cool that i like board games. it’s like being really into a strategy video game except i get to play with toys about it
every time the reactor i work at approaches criticality, they send me in to talk it down. you’d be amazed what a few solemn nods and well placed anecdotes can accomplish in the workplace
February 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
every time the reactor i work at approaches criticality, they send me in to talk it down. you’d be amazed what a few solemn nods and well placed anecdotes can accomplish in the workplace
i tried to stop 9/11. unfortunately by the time i learned of it i was already several years too late
February 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
i tried to stop 9/11. unfortunately by the time i learned of it i was already several years too late
my bomb shelter is almost complete. come next week no one is gonna be able to hurt me or my bombs
February 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
my bomb shelter is almost complete. come next week no one is gonna be able to hurt me or my bombs
don’t piss in my mouth and tell me it’s raining asshole. i was the piss drinking champion from 2008-2010 until a torn ACL took me out of the game. i know what piss tastes like
February 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
don’t piss in my mouth and tell me it’s raining asshole. i was the piss drinking champion from 2008-2010 until a torn ACL took me out of the game. i know what piss tastes like
i’ll be the first to say it: we should have never let those monkeys into space. every time i see a chimp, which is often, they cast me a mocking gaze and taunt me for letting them beat us to space. it’s infuriating
February 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i’ll be the first to say it: we should have never let those monkeys into space. every time i see a chimp, which is often, they cast me a mocking gaze and taunt me for letting them beat us to space. it’s infuriating
i keep three phones on me at all times MINIMUM for all kinds of pranks and shenanigans. i’ve noticed you only have the one, luddite
November 26, 2024 at 12:59 PM
i keep three phones on me at all times MINIMUM for all kinds of pranks and shenanigans. i’ve noticed you only have the one, luddite
if only john green could see us now…
November 26, 2024 at 12:56 PM
if only john green could see us now…
yeah i mean i for sure harbinge, but i don’t know that i would really call myself a harbinger ya know?
November 26, 2024 at 12:52 PM
yeah i mean i for sure harbinge, but i don’t know that i would really call myself a harbinger ya know?
me as a pitcher, trying to coerce the guy hitting into doing yaoi with the umpire: swing batter swing batter swing!!!
November 26, 2024 at 12:51 PM
me as a pitcher, trying to coerce the guy hitting into doing yaoi with the umpire: swing batter swing batter swing!!!
hey it’s ok champ, we’ll get em next reincarnation
November 26, 2024 at 12:48 PM
hey it’s ok champ, we’ll get em next reincarnation
my favorite thing to do on social media is talk about how we need to expand the platform we’re on
Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
my favorite thing to do on social media is talk about how we need to expand the platform we’re on
he is in a the bag
September 1, 2023 at 12:15 AM
he is in a the bag
i take a single one hour energy and i’m swerving into the wrong lane and playing chicken with a log truck LOL!!
August 31, 2023 at 11:03 PM
i take a single one hour energy and i’m swerving into the wrong lane and playing chicken with a log truck LOL!!
me: suicide lookin kinda nice right now
me, after a single beer: the world is so beautiful and full of light
me, after a several beers: dude if this dog keeps on looking at me like that i’m gonna drop kick it
me, after a single beer: the world is so beautiful and full of light
me, after a several beers: dude if this dog keeps on looking at me like that i’m gonna drop kick it
August 31, 2023 at 10:58 PM
me: suicide lookin kinda nice right now
me, after a single beer: the world is so beautiful and full of light
me, after a several beers: dude if this dog keeps on looking at me like that i’m gonna drop kick it
me, after a single beer: the world is so beautiful and full of light
me, after a several beers: dude if this dog keeps on looking at me like that i’m gonna drop kick it
9/11 hasn’t Happened yet on bluesky
August 30, 2023 at 4:19 PM
9/11 hasn’t Happened yet on bluesky
welcome to the fag zone everyone
August 30, 2023 at 4:11 PM
welcome to the fag zone everyone