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3. THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS
second best spongebob movie! was not expecting this to be as good as it was. expressive CG and strong story and character writing that mostly upholds the show's identity. it's good, clean fun! the TMNT short before it was slightly better tho lmao
second best spongebob movie! was not expecting this to be as good as it was. expressive CG and strong story and character writing that mostly upholds the show's identity. it's good, clean fun! the TMNT short before it was slightly better tho lmao
January 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
3. THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS
second best spongebob movie! was not expecting this to be as good as it was. expressive CG and strong story and character writing that mostly upholds the show's identity. it's good, clean fun! the TMNT short before it was slightly better tho lmao
second best spongebob movie! was not expecting this to be as good as it was. expressive CG and strong story and character writing that mostly upholds the show's identity. it's good, clean fun! the TMNT short before it was slightly better tho lmao
2. FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN X LE SSERAFIM SPECIAL COLLAB
i hope she made lotsa spaghetti
i hope she made lotsa spaghetti
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
2. FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN X LE SSERAFIM SPECIAL COLLAB
i hope she made lotsa spaghetti
i hope she made lotsa spaghetti
1. STRANGER THINGS 5
despite a decent start, this final season devolves into a set of self-indulgent episodes that are simultaneously too much and not enough to do anything truly satisfying. there are a few moments worth cherry picking, but none that could ever salvage this series from itself.
despite a decent start, this final season devolves into a set of self-indulgent episodes that are simultaneously too much and not enough to do anything truly satisfying. there are a few moments worth cherry picking, but none that could ever salvage this series from itself.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
1. STRANGER THINGS 5
despite a decent start, this final season devolves into a set of self-indulgent episodes that are simultaneously too much and not enough to do anything truly satisfying. there are a few moments worth cherry picking, but none that could ever salvage this series from itself.
despite a decent start, this final season devolves into a set of self-indulgent episodes that are simultaneously too much and not enough to do anything truly satisfying. there are a few moments worth cherry picking, but none that could ever salvage this series from itself.
2026 media thread. it's happening. nobody can stop it, especially not me.
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 AM
117. A CHRISTMAS STORY (rewatch)
its a christmas story dogg what else is there to say lmao
its a christmas story dogg what else is there to say lmao
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
117. A CHRISTMAS STORY (rewatch)
its a christmas story dogg what else is there to say lmao
its a christmas story dogg what else is there to say lmao
116. ELF (rewatch)
i really don't eat much better than buddy i'm not gonna lie
i really don't eat much better than buddy i'm not gonna lie
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
116. ELF (rewatch)
i really don't eat much better than buddy i'm not gonna lie
i really don't eat much better than buddy i'm not gonna lie
115. NOTTING HILL
caught this while at my folks place for the holiday. it was sweet enough. i enjoyed the premise and the dialogue for the most part, but it's nothing i haven't seen before done better elsewhere. incredibly fond of spike though. what a lad.
caught this while at my folks place for the holiday. it was sweet enough. i enjoyed the premise and the dialogue for the most part, but it's nothing i haven't seen before done better elsewhere. incredibly fond of spike though. what a lad.
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
115. NOTTING HILL
caught this while at my folks place for the holiday. it was sweet enough. i enjoyed the premise and the dialogue for the most part, but it's nothing i haven't seen before done better elsewhere. incredibly fond of spike though. what a lad.
caught this while at my folks place for the holiday. it was sweet enough. i enjoyed the premise and the dialogue for the most part, but it's nothing i haven't seen before done better elsewhere. incredibly fond of spike though. what a lad.
IF ONLY IT WERE TRUE
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
IF ONLY IT WERE TRUE
114. STRANGER THINGS 5: VOL. 1
better than expected! i still have a LOT of problems with the direction this series took, and it will always suffer from those choices, but for the hand they dealt themselves? could be a lot worse. just wish that for a season worth half a billion it looked better lmao
better than expected! i still have a LOT of problems with the direction this series took, and it will always suffer from those choices, but for the hand they dealt themselves? could be a lot worse. just wish that for a season worth half a billion it looked better lmao
December 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
114. STRANGER THINGS 5: VOL. 1
better than expected! i still have a LOT of problems with the direction this series took, and it will always suffer from those choices, but for the hand they dealt themselves? could be a lot worse. just wish that for a season worth half a billion it looked better lmao
better than expected! i still have a LOT of problems with the direction this series took, and it will always suffer from those choices, but for the hand they dealt themselves? could be a lot worse. just wish that for a season worth half a billion it looked better lmao
113. HIVESWAP ACT 3 PREVIEW
the most fun i've had with hiveswap so far! really enjoyed the added mechanical depth with cast interaction choices. it probably won't make anyone against new-age """woke""" homestuck into a believer, but the team did great work here. looking forward to the full release!
the most fun i've had with hiveswap so far! really enjoyed the added mechanical depth with cast interaction choices. it probably won't make anyone against new-age """woke""" homestuck into a believer, but the team did great work here. looking forward to the full release!
December 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
113. HIVESWAP ACT 3 PREVIEW
the most fun i've had with hiveswap so far! really enjoyed the added mechanical depth with cast interaction choices. it probably won't make anyone against new-age """woke""" homestuck into a believer, but the team did great work here. looking forward to the full release!
the most fun i've had with hiveswap so far! really enjoyed the added mechanical depth with cast interaction choices. it probably won't make anyone against new-age """woke""" homestuck into a believer, but the team did great work here. looking forward to the full release!
112. THE SNOWMAN (rewatch)
my hole felt especially harried after watching this again
my hole felt especially harried after watching this again
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
112. THE SNOWMAN (rewatch)
my hole felt especially harried after watching this again
my hole felt especially harried after watching this again
111. WAKE UP DEAD MAN
weakest knives out movie so far, but that doesn't mean bad in the slightest. i just felt some of the sauce was actually lost by focusing TOO much on making a hardcore mystery. still! everyone brings their best and josh brolin talks about cranking his hog to cat girls. cinema.
weakest knives out movie so far, but that doesn't mean bad in the slightest. i just felt some of the sauce was actually lost by focusing TOO much on making a hardcore mystery. still! everyone brings their best and josh brolin talks about cranking his hog to cat girls. cinema.
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
111. WAKE UP DEAD MAN
weakest knives out movie so far, but that doesn't mean bad in the slightest. i just felt some of the sauce was actually lost by focusing TOO much on making a hardcore mystery. still! everyone brings their best and josh brolin talks about cranking his hog to cat girls. cinema.
weakest knives out movie so far, but that doesn't mean bad in the slightest. i just felt some of the sauce was actually lost by focusing TOO much on making a hardcore mystery. still! everyone brings their best and josh brolin talks about cranking his hog to cat girls. cinema.
110. SMILING FRIENDS SEASON 3
it's clear now that smiling friends has a formula. YMMV if it works for you long-term. for me? this is substantially stronger than season 2 and i think its so cool we have a show that focuses on the unbridled creativity with animation. why was pyramid head there tho
it's clear now that smiling friends has a formula. YMMV if it works for you long-term. for me? this is substantially stronger than season 2 and i think its so cool we have a show that focuses on the unbridled creativity with animation. why was pyramid head there tho
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
110. SMILING FRIENDS SEASON 3
it's clear now that smiling friends has a formula. YMMV if it works for you long-term. for me? this is substantially stronger than season 2 and i think its so cool we have a show that focuses on the unbridled creativity with animation. why was pyramid head there tho
it's clear now that smiling friends has a formula. YMMV if it works for you long-term. for me? this is substantially stronger than season 2 and i think its so cool we have a show that focuses on the unbridled creativity with animation. why was pyramid head there tho
109. FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2
scott cawthon can't write a compelling central narrative to save his life. MUCH lower lows than the first movie with some incredibly baffling plot beats that are half-baked at best and make no sense at worst. they call the fucking fredvengers at the end. it's bad.
scott cawthon can't write a compelling central narrative to save his life. MUCH lower lows than the first movie with some incredibly baffling plot beats that are half-baked at best and make no sense at worst. they call the fucking fredvengers at the end. it's bad.
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
109. FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2
scott cawthon can't write a compelling central narrative to save his life. MUCH lower lows than the first movie with some incredibly baffling plot beats that are half-baked at best and make no sense at worst. they call the fucking fredvengers at the end. it's bad.
scott cawthon can't write a compelling central narrative to save his life. MUCH lower lows than the first movie with some incredibly baffling plot beats that are half-baked at best and make no sense at worst. they call the fucking fredvengers at the end. it's bad.
108. TED (rewatch with friends)
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
108. TED (rewatch with friends)
107. THE WIZARD OF OZ (rewatch with friends)
obviously gorgeous and a landmark of cinema history that still holds up, but i wouldn't go out of my way to watch it again outside of retrospect on its production. also, why was the scarecrow packing heat if he wasn't going to use it? #fraudalert
obviously gorgeous and a landmark of cinema history that still holds up, but i wouldn't go out of my way to watch it again outside of retrospect on its production. also, why was the scarecrow packing heat if he wasn't going to use it? #fraudalert
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
107. THE WIZARD OF OZ (rewatch with friends)
obviously gorgeous and a landmark of cinema history that still holds up, but i wouldn't go out of my way to watch it again outside of retrospect on its production. also, why was the scarecrow packing heat if he wasn't going to use it? #fraudalert
obviously gorgeous and a landmark of cinema history that still holds up, but i wouldn't go out of my way to watch it again outside of retrospect on its production. also, why was the scarecrow packing heat if he wasn't going to use it? #fraudalert
106. FAMILY GUY: BLUE HARVEST (rewatch)
caught this on adult swim in the middle of the night and got oddly engaged. it's a fun novelty for the time, even with the tasteless jokes you'd expect. forgot that them bitterly making fun of robot chicken is a crux of the entire set of parodies lmao
caught this on adult swim in the middle of the night and got oddly engaged. it's a fun novelty for the time, even with the tasteless jokes you'd expect. forgot that them bitterly making fun of robot chicken is a crux of the entire set of parodies lmao
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
106. FAMILY GUY: BLUE HARVEST (rewatch)
caught this on adult swim in the middle of the night and got oddly engaged. it's a fun novelty for the time, even with the tasteless jokes you'd expect. forgot that them bitterly making fun of robot chicken is a crux of the entire set of parodies lmao
caught this on adult swim in the middle of the night and got oddly engaged. it's a fun novelty for the time, even with the tasteless jokes you'd expect. forgot that them bitterly making fun of robot chicken is a crux of the entire set of parodies lmao
105. KICKASSIA (rewatch)
shockingly fun still! it isn't well made. it's not even GOOD. but channel awesome wanted to make a no-holds-barred, reverent slapstick comedy with their entire crew, and they accomplished what they set out to do.
thank god i already failed no nostalgia critic november.
shockingly fun still! it isn't well made. it's not even GOOD. but channel awesome wanted to make a no-holds-barred, reverent slapstick comedy with their entire crew, and they accomplished what they set out to do.
thank god i already failed no nostalgia critic november.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
105. KICKASSIA (rewatch)
shockingly fun still! it isn't well made. it's not even GOOD. but channel awesome wanted to make a no-holds-barred, reverent slapstick comedy with their entire crew, and they accomplished what they set out to do.
thank god i already failed no nostalgia critic november.
shockingly fun still! it isn't well made. it's not even GOOD. but channel awesome wanted to make a no-holds-barred, reverent slapstick comedy with their entire crew, and they accomplished what they set out to do.
thank god i already failed no nostalgia critic november.
104. THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD MOVIE (rewatch)
besides joining screenwave, this is the worst thing the nerd has done. there's a couple jokes worth some huffs through the nose, but otherwise this film contains nothing worthwhile for fans of the series or newcomers. extremely disappointing.
besides joining screenwave, this is the worst thing the nerd has done. there's a couple jokes worth some huffs through the nose, but otherwise this film contains nothing worthwhile for fans of the series or newcomers. extremely disappointing.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
104. THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD MOVIE (rewatch)
besides joining screenwave, this is the worst thing the nerd has done. there's a couple jokes worth some huffs through the nose, but otherwise this film contains nothing worthwhile for fans of the series or newcomers. extremely disappointing.
besides joining screenwave, this is the worst thing the nerd has done. there's a couple jokes worth some huffs through the nose, but otherwise this film contains nothing worthwhile for fans of the series or newcomers. extremely disappointing.
103. UNIVERSAL ORLANDO TRIP + HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS 34
went with friends to the universal parks for a few days! after nearly two decades of getting cucked out of it, i finally got on the simpsons ride and the world was brought back to balance. oh, everything else was cool too i guess lmao!
went with friends to the universal parks for a few days! after nearly two decades of getting cucked out of it, i finally got on the simpsons ride and the world was brought back to balance. oh, everything else was cool too i guess lmao!
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
103. UNIVERSAL ORLANDO TRIP + HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS 34
went with friends to the universal parks for a few days! after nearly two decades of getting cucked out of it, i finally got on the simpsons ride and the world was brought back to balance. oh, everything else was cool too i guess lmao!
went with friends to the universal parks for a few days! after nearly two decades of getting cucked out of it, i finally got on the simpsons ride and the world was brought back to balance. oh, everything else was cool too i guess lmao!