Austin al-Gaib
austinalgaib.bsky.social
Austin al-Gaib
@austinalgaib.bsky.social
Since the clankers took my job I made it my mission to try and make them, I guess.

Trying to learn Multivariate calculus and linear algebra on your own when you almost failed out of geometry in HS is harder than I thought it would be.
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Interviewing for a SWE position at Google makes me feel like Jackie Robinson
September 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but the Trump admin only says he wants to go after Greenland after a scandal comes out.

The mfs aren’t serious; they’re just saying it because it’s so absurd that it’ll run in the headlines.
April 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Am I tripping or should a dehumidifier also be a humidifier?

Why do I have to buy another separate appliance? Just put the water back.
January 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Does it mean I’m narcissistic if I hear a live studio audience cheer every time I enter my apartment?
January 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Does anyone else slap the milk jug like a bad bih before you use it to get the milk boogers off, or is that just me?
January 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM