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“Passefloria Laurifolia Bay Leaved” - Mary Delaney, 1777
August 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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worlds first strand-type corduroy
Photo of hit revolutionary, first of its kind “strand-type game” Death Stranding, where Norman Reedus carries around a baby for his own selfish reasons, and the baby just kinda looks around and sucks on its thumb the whole time. Does a few other things too but don’t wanna spoil it.
January 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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insane clown fozzy
bear juggalos let me hear
a wocka wocka
Fozzie Bear, famous comic puppet character from “The Muppets” franchise. This haiku style post equates Insane Clown Posse’s famous juggalo tagline “Woop Woop” to Fozzie’s “Wocka Wocka”
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Al Pacino from the movie “Jack and Jill” during the mock Dunkin’ donuts commercial advertising the “Dunkaccino.” The image contains a still with impact font captioning the appropriate phrasing Top Text: “ITS NOT AL ANYMORE” Bottom Text: “ITS DUNK”
January 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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relevant. #sweetbabyrays
GTA V mission in which protagonist Michael De Santa (formerly Michael Townley) hinders a companies progress by exploding a remote detonation explosive during their new product unveiling. The in-game company, and character Jay Norris, are likely meant to be a parody of Facebook (Now Meta), and Mark Zuckerberg, respectively.
January 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Trying to talk after a suspiciously large hit of a dab pen
RFK Jr. (Robert F Kennedy Jr)
December 12, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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pokémon go has me #fiending for more shroom! look at that hot bundle deal!!!!!
Cropped screenshot of Niantic’s “Pokémon GO” shop. Presented is the option of either one max mushroom, or a bundle of 3 max mushrooms. Also included is Max Particles, which is not mentioned in the leading text.
December 10, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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i recommend this game
November 26, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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I think he’d really only need the best movie character skin. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Fortnite version of Marvel’s Ant-Man, a film featuring Paul Rudd and Gregg Turkington.
November 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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To all the Gregg Turkington x Fortnite deniers out there, I think you have forgotten something!!! #Booyah
Risky Reels, a minor location in the first person battle royale shooter video game, Fortnite. This location has screened several in-game movies. Gregg Turkington, frequent guest of Tim Heidecker’s “On Cinema at the Cinema”, a parodical comedy on biased film critics. He is wearing his signature yellow shirt, inscribed with his own name and the name of the show. His arms are crossed in contempt at Tim Heidecker’s usual mention of things unrelated to cinema and film altogether during the show’s airtime.
November 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Wish I could do a poll of some
kind… Do we think Gregg Turkington has played Fortnite? Where would he drop? Does he have the time to play games when he’s not watching hundreds of classic films? 🍿🎥
Icon-size Logo of Fortnite, a game released in 2017 by Epic Games primarily with the intent of being a free-to-play battle royale video game. Gregg Turkington (On Cinema at the Cinema), wearing his signature bright yellow handmade shirt brandishing the name of the show he is a regular co-host on. (Heidecker canonically has two of this same shirt - that he “lost” - with his name instead of Gregg’s) His face shows discontent as host Tim Heidecker is discussing personal matters instead of film, a common issue throughout the shows over 12 seasons.
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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🎥🍿
Famed guest and co-host Gregg Turkington of comedy series “Tim Heidecker’s: On Cinema at the Cinema.” He is seen smiling and winking cunningly in this particular frame of the show slated segment titled “On Cinema on Location” In this particular segment, Gregg aims to prove host Heidecker wrong on whether Star Trek IV or Star Trek II is based in the setting of San Francisco. (He does this unannounced to Heidecker in a “gotcha” moment)
November 13, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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How I feel logging more than one Letterboxd review in a single day
November 12, 2024 at 7:40 AM
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If you were a villain, who would you be?
Jeffrey Tambor, in costume of his character Mayor Augustus Maywho, from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (Directed by Ron Howard)
November 10, 2024 at 8:30 AM
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What!?! I thought the last copy of this movie burned up in the tragic VFA fire!?!? Might make a “bid” on eBay
Screenshot of an eBay listing. Shown in the listing is one copy of “Gregg Turkington’s Decker vs. Dracula”, a creation from the “On Cinema at the Cinema” universe, formerly produced for the Adult Swim network.
November 10, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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reading back my own Letterboxd reviews
Famed “On Cinema at the Cinema” guest Gregg Turkington solely hosts an interview with a prerecorded VHS of himself. He is filling in for an abnormal absent appearance of the aforementioned show’s host, Tim Heidecker.
November 9, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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me when i drop at the spaghetti grotto in Fortnite and i get killed by the Eminem mom’s spaghetti minigun
frame of an illustrated fish man who yells “hoopla” from the hit show “SpongeBob Squarepants”
November 8, 2024 at 2:29 AM