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I’m an interesting person I make interesting mistakes
I must be the most whimsical bitch in the airport
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I must be the most whimsical bitch in the airport
I’ve been in Boston for almost 3 moths and have been out 0 times because going out alone frightens me
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve been in Boston for almost 3 moths and have been out 0 times because going out alone frightens me
Helping my auntie friend with her Mary Kay open house today(this stuff is actually terrific)
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Helping my auntie friend with her Mary Kay open house today(this stuff is actually terrific)
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I fear I could never be with a man who wouldn’t let me get a real tree
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I fear I could never be with a man who wouldn’t let me get a real tree
Coca Cola AI add is making me upset
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Coca Cola AI add is making me upset
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a reminder that addams’ family values is, in fact, the best thanksgiving movie you’ll find
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
a reminder that addams’ family values is, in fact, the best thanksgiving movie you’ll find
I just know Madam Morrible would have loved Canva
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I just know Madam Morrible would have loved Canva
Very sober night of going to the boy aquarium and modeling on my brothers car
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Very sober night of going to the boy aquarium and modeling on my brothers car
Just drive my brothers 1966 Dodge with a 440 and it was the greatest experience of my life
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Just drive my brothers 1966 Dodge with a 440 and it was the greatest experience of my life
I just went to my hometown gay bar and put The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the touch tunes. If the love of my life is here he’ll approach
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I just went to my hometown gay bar and put The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the touch tunes. If the love of my life is here he’ll approach
I’ve been in Boston too long that now that I’m back home for Thanksgiving I’m considered “mean”(saying it like it is)
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’ve been in Boston too long that now that I’m back home for Thanksgiving I’m considered “mean”(saying it like it is)
Sometimes I wake up early and just sit in bed like this until it reaches an appropriate time to get up
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sometimes I wake up early and just sit in bed like this until it reaches an appropriate time to get up
Wicked pt 2 was so unintentionally funny the only tears I cried were from laughter
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wicked pt 2 was so unintentionally funny the only tears I cried were from laughter
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party
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Both wrecked today
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Both wrecked today
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party
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Both wrecked today
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Both wrecked today
My evil gay plan is to move to a big city, procure a man through powers of seduction, and then steal him away to the New England or mid-coast Country side.
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My evil gay plan is to move to a big city, procure a man through powers of seduction, and then steal him away to the New England or mid-coast Country side.
Fall in New England has revitalized my soul
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Fall in New England has revitalized my soul
I’ve been in Boston for 2 months and have yet to go to a club
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’ve been in Boston for 2 months and have yet to go to a club
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the love of my life is somewhere here
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the love of my life is somewhere here
Ooooo gentlemen the imposter syndrome is STRONG today
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ooooo gentlemen the imposter syndrome is STRONG today
Today’s post have been a strong reminder of this
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Today’s post have been a strong reminder of this
I can not light the black flame candle
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I can not light the black flame candle
I know I know yet another gay man as Milo BUT listen the elderly gay man I live with LOOKS LIKE THE GRANDPA but he got sick so it’s just me now
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I know I know yet another gay man as Milo BUT listen the elderly gay man I live with LOOKS LIKE THE GRANDPA but he got sick so it’s just me now