Wtf is Plain Pizza?

@chrisrunoff.bsky.social I’ll be your first follower. 2007 all over again.

My next D&D character is going to be based on the type of person who doesn’t understand when a public restroom door is locked and keeps trying it. Especially when there’s a little “occupied” marker.

Malware that delays turning off someone’s webcam for 10 seconds after they leave a call would be terrifying and hilarious.

After cleaning my keyboard I can’t help but think of Gattaca and how much cleaner my spaces would be if I were worried about people finding my DNA.

Every dystopia has a silver lining.

I’m here but now I need to figure out how to find people that I actually know and like.