Austin Tashis
@austintashis.bsky.social
White, cis male, retired, married, boomer, hopelessly hetero, poly, atheist, he/him.
❤️ baseball, tennis & justice
Sarcasm is my love language.
Austin Tashis (ostentatious) is not my real name.
Don’t follow accounts without posts.
🚫Soliciting 🚫Crypto
❤️ baseball, tennis & justice
Sarcasm is my love language.
Austin Tashis (ostentatious) is not my real name.
Don’t follow accounts without posts.
🚫Soliciting 🚫Crypto
Is this what you’re complaining about?
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Is this what you’re complaining about?
May I go to the boys room?
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
May I go to the boys room?
Who wore it better?
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Who wore it better?
For those of you who’ve never had an MRI, this is what an order looks like. It leaves no doubt as to the regions imaged. Incidentally, I’m 69 and never had an MRI until I got cancer last year. They’re not done unless there’s a reason.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
For those of you who’ve never had an MRI, this is what an order looks like. It leaves no doubt as to the regions imaged. Incidentally, I’m 69 and never had an MRI until I got cancer last year. They’re not done unless there’s a reason.
This is what we mean when we say “consciousness of guilt.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This is what we mean when we say “consciousness of guilt.”
Emily and Amber.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Emily and Amber.
Mine’s the 1951 film starring Alastair Sim. Sim was the quintessential Scrooge.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mine’s the 1951 film starring Alastair Sim. Sim was the quintessential Scrooge.
It’s hard being so popular. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It’s hard being so popular. 😂
It’s hard to pick a favorite Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, but this is definitely a contender.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s hard to pick a favorite Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, but this is definitely a contender.
Gary Larson had a thing for vegetarians.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gary Larson had a thing for vegetarians.
I tried to find the one where Picasso is trying to provide the police with a sketch of the person who mugged him, but I can’t remember if it was by Gary Larson or B. Kliban, so here’s another B. Kliban cartoon.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I tried to find the one where Picasso is trying to provide the police with a sketch of the person who mugged him, but I can’t remember if it was by Gary Larson or B. Kliban, so here’s another B. Kliban cartoon.
Yeah. Nobody else ever did that.
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yeah. Nobody else ever did that.
Cats don’t belong in the bathtub.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Cats don’t belong in the bathtub.
If you like beans and rice, try this combo.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you like beans and rice, try this combo.
I beg to differ.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I beg to differ.
This is not a book to be lightly tossed aside. It should be thrown with great force.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is not a book to be lightly tossed aside. It should be thrown with great force.
Was it really unexpected though?
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Was it really unexpected though?
