Austin Murphy
@austintmurphy.bsky.social
America is about to go tits up.
July 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
America is about to go tits up.
Just saw an interview with maga Mike Johnson.
Now, im not one to laugh at someones appearance. But Im focusing on his ears.
Now, im not one to laugh at someones appearance. But Im focusing on his ears.
July 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just saw an interview with maga Mike Johnson.
Now, im not one to laugh at someones appearance. But Im focusing on his ears.
Now, im not one to laugh at someones appearance. But Im focusing on his ears.
'Every night should have the same minute missing'.
Bondi has just dumped Trump.
Bondi has just dumped Trump.
July 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
'Every night should have the same minute missing'.
Bondi has just dumped Trump.
Bondi has just dumped Trump.
Wow. The NATO summit, starring Donald J. Trump is really something to behold.
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wow. The NATO summit, starring Donald J. Trump is really something to behold.
Isn't Israel great? While involved in a back and forth swinging dick contest with Iran, they didn't forget to kill another 60 innocents in Gaza.
June 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Isn't Israel great? While involved in a back and forth swinging dick contest with Iran, they didn't forget to kill another 60 innocents in Gaza.
Yeah, America was actually the bad guy all along.
June 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Yeah, America was actually the bad guy all along.
youtube.com/shorts/TU37Y...
Man, this is bad. There will be protests the day this happens. I think people will be killed.
Man, this is bad. There will be protests the day this happens. I think people will be killed.
Tanks arrive in DC ahead of US Army parade
YouTube video by CNN
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June 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
youtube.com/shorts/TU37Y...
Man, this is bad. There will be protests the day this happens. I think people will be killed.
Man, this is bad. There will be protests the day this happens. I think people will be killed.
Wow! Who could ever have envisioned Trump and Musk would have a huge blowout?
Im only surprised it took this long.
Im only surprised it took this long.
June 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wow! Who could ever have envisioned Trump and Musk would have a huge blowout?
Im only surprised it took this long.
Im only surprised it took this long.
Im not sure, but surely this is another example of Fascism.
May 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Im not sure, but surely this is another example of Fascism.
Just watched the Trump interview on ABC. Good God, it's like a comedian wrote an imaginary interview with a parody of a man who has become a parody.
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
April 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just watched the Trump interview on ABC. Good God, it's like a comedian wrote an imaginary interview with a parody of a man who has become a parody.
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
This is delightful. Sharon Osbourne just sold out America and Canada for Kneecap!
April 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is delightful. Sharon Osbourne just sold out America and Canada for Kneecap!
Don't ever tell this man your deepest secrets.
April 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Don't ever tell this man your deepest secrets.
Oh, Pete Headset. You've gotten yourself into another delicious mess.
April 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh, Pete Headset. You've gotten yourself into another delicious mess.
So......Netanyahu is under arrest if he leaves Israel. He arrives in Hungary and Hungary removes itself from the places that can arrest him.
Where's he going next?
You guessed it.
Where's he going next?
You guessed it.
April 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
So......Netanyahu is under arrest if he leaves Israel. He arrives in Hungary and Hungary removes itself from the places that can arrest him.
Where's he going next?
You guessed it.
Where's he going next?
You guessed it.
I am still waiting to find out who killed JFK.
March 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am still waiting to find out who killed JFK.
America is the bad guy now.
March 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
America is the bad guy now.
So, the 'no war' president is poking Iran.
Does this clueless man-child have a tiny clue what the hell he's doing?
Does this clueless man-child have a tiny clue what the hell he's doing?
March 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So, the 'no war' president is poking Iran.
Does this clueless man-child have a tiny clue what the hell he's doing?
Does this clueless man-child have a tiny clue what the hell he's doing?
For context, here's the journalist who asked Zelenskyy about his suit. With his current girlfriend.
March 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
For context, here's the journalist who asked Zelenskyy about his suit. With his current girlfriend.
Holy shit! Trump screaming at Zelenskyy wasn't on my bingo card today.
America is now a communist regime, apparently.
America is now a communist regime, apparently.
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Holy shit! Trump screaming at Zelenskyy wasn't on my bingo card today.
America is now a communist regime, apparently.
America is now a communist regime, apparently.
Unreal. MSNBC are dropping their non white hosts.
Fascism is the new normal in America.
Jesus christ!
Fascism is the new normal in America.
Jesus christ!
February 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Unreal. MSNBC are dropping their non white hosts.
Fascism is the new normal in America.
Jesus christ!
Fascism is the new normal in America.
Jesus christ!
I'm glad I visited America last year.
Because there isn't a hope in hell I'd do it now.
Because there isn't a hope in hell I'd do it now.
January 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm glad I visited America last year.
Because there isn't a hope in hell I'd do it now.
Because there isn't a hope in hell I'd do it now.
Needs more work on the old Roman salute.
And Melanie, why does someone with such tiny eyes need such huge sunglasses?
And Melanie, why does someone with such tiny eyes need such huge sunglasses?
January 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Needs more work on the old Roman salute.
And Melanie, why does someone with such tiny eyes need such huge sunglasses?
And Melanie, why does someone with such tiny eyes need such huge sunglasses?
Watching Godfather part 2.
The 'crazy' idea is being thrown around that if youre rich enough, you could be president of Yomerica.
The film was always way ahead of it's time
The 'crazy' idea is being thrown around that if youre rich enough, you could be president of Yomerica.
The film was always way ahead of it's time
December 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Watching Godfather part 2.
The 'crazy' idea is being thrown around that if youre rich enough, you could be president of Yomerica.
The film was always way ahead of it's time
The 'crazy' idea is being thrown around that if youre rich enough, you could be president of Yomerica.
The film was always way ahead of it's time
Israel: 'How daaaare Ireland disagree with us, we're removing the embassy'
Ireland: 'You're being a bit of a dick'
Israel: 'You wanna see dick?'
(Fires a bomb into Syria, which registers on the richter scale, while Ireland was only talking about Palestine).
Ireland: 'Man, what a dick'.
Ireland: 'You're being a bit of a dick'
Israel: 'You wanna see dick?'
(Fires a bomb into Syria, which registers on the richter scale, while Ireland was only talking about Palestine).
Ireland: 'Man, what a dick'.
December 17, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Israel: 'How daaaare Ireland disagree with us, we're removing the embassy'
Ireland: 'You're being a bit of a dick'
Israel: 'You wanna see dick?'
(Fires a bomb into Syria, which registers on the richter scale, while Ireland was only talking about Palestine).
Ireland: 'Man, what a dick'.
Ireland: 'You're being a bit of a dick'
Israel: 'You wanna see dick?'
(Fires a bomb into Syria, which registers on the richter scale, while Ireland was only talking about Palestine).
Ireland: 'Man, what a dick'.
Seriously, America is the world's Coronation Street.
December 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Seriously, America is the world's Coronation Street.