Australiantoffees
@australiantoffees.bsky.social
Political free zone - accounts will be blocked or muted. Can’t be having that shite.
America is a country when you’re a kid is a place you want to live, when an adult eh…fuck that it’s bat shit crazy.
Stay away peeps mare of a place
Stay away peeps mare of a place
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
America is a country when you’re a kid is a place you want to live, when an adult eh…fuck that it’s bat shit crazy.
Stay away peeps mare of a place
Stay away peeps mare of a place
Secured my Dockline Stone - well happy
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Secured my Dockline Stone - well happy
Dock lines brick sorted - I know it’s a grab of cash but why not.
UTFT
UTFT
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Dock lines brick sorted - I know it’s a grab of cash but why not.
UTFT
UTFT
Listening to fans of the shite and Arsenal moaning about having a makeshift squad/defence because of injuries plus my fave - “we’ve bought in 5 or so new players “ they need time…. Yep, £500 Mil mate there’s no excuse
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Listening to fans of the shite and Arsenal moaning about having a makeshift squad/defence because of injuries plus my fave - “we’ve bought in 5 or so new players “ they need time…. Yep, £500 Mil mate there’s no excuse
Top result!!! Made my work day a whole lot brighter 🫶
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Top result!!! Made my work day a whole lot brighter 🫶
Eddie Howe the messiah? yeah right, a overhyped media darling.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Eddie Howe the messiah? yeah right, a overhyped media darling.
Moyes will be moved on end of season.
New manager incoming
New manager incoming
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Moyes will be moved on end of season.
New manager incoming
New manager incoming
The Pickford stats - there is no equal
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The Pickford stats - there is no equal
Well that’s disappointing
September 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Well that’s disappointing
Our own enemy there, can go in 2-0 down after sitting back. The ref, time added on (or not) don’t equate to 2 goals.
Should’ve attacked from the off, we sat back and conceded two - no excuses or interference. Same old Everton in a derby.
Should’ve attacked from the off, we sat back and conceded two - no excuses or interference. Same old Everton in a derby.
September 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Our own enemy there, can go in 2-0 down after sitting back. The ref, time added on (or not) don’t equate to 2 goals.
Should’ve attacked from the off, we sat back and conceded two - no excuses or interference. Same old Everton in a derby.
Should’ve attacked from the off, we sat back and conceded two - no excuses or interference. Same old Everton in a derby.
West ham fans complaining about wanting a new stadium 😂 you love to read it
September 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
West ham fans complaining about wanting a new stadium 😂 you love to read it
Pace, youth and skill a complete turnaround from glacial, old and none.
What a time to be blue 💙
What a time to be blue 💙
September 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Pace, youth and skill a complete turnaround from glacial, old and none.
What a time to be blue 💙
What a time to be blue 💙
Moyes interview when he’s says Jack is better than he thought.. what’s not mentioned is the pause before he speaks. Tells it all, we have a special talent, lap it up if only for a year.
September 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Moyes interview when he’s says Jack is better than he thought.. what’s not mentioned is the pause before he speaks. Tells it all, we have a special talent, lap it up if only for a year.
I’m sure being an Everton Fan since 1990 must be what Stockholm Syndrome feels like, or getting a life sentence only to have it revoked.
a man squatting on a blue boat with a comb on the ground
ALT: a man squatting on a blue boat with a comb on the ground
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m sure being an Everton Fan since 1990 must be what Stockholm Syndrome feels like, or getting a life sentence only to have it revoked.
Boring topic I know - Everton’s media/online team 🤩 need a mention. FB/Insta match promos plus player profiles etc are killing it.
Looking back we were truly shit in every way, I’m so glad it’s past.
Happy and proud to wear blue again 🫡
Looking back we were truly shit in every way, I’m so glad it’s past.
Happy and proud to wear blue again 🫡
August 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Boring topic I know - Everton’s media/online team 🤩 need a mention. FB/Insta match promos plus player profiles etc are killing it.
Looking back we were truly shit in every way, I’m so glad it’s past.
Happy and proud to wear blue again 🫡
Looking back we were truly shit in every way, I’m so glad it’s past.
Happy and proud to wear blue again 🫡
Finally got to sit down and watch the Brighton game - HD Stadium is something else, helicopter views bring it home.
We sure have progressed, a trophy in three, top eight looming.
Bring it on
We sure have progressed, a trophy in three, top eight looming.
Bring it on
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Finally got to sit down and watch the Brighton game - HD Stadium is something else, helicopter views bring it home.
We sure have progressed, a trophy in three, top eight looming.
Bring it on
We sure have progressed, a trophy in three, top eight looming.
Bring it on
Nice to be laughing at another team for once
12-11 Grimsby😂
12-11 Grimsby😂
August 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Nice to be laughing at another team for once
12-11 Grimsby😂
12-11 Grimsby😂
It’s been an exhausting 4 years since we broke ground. Lap it up today blues 💙
August 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It’s been an exhausting 4 years since we broke ground. Lap it up today blues 💙
Anyone expecting peak Brazil… think again.
It’s along season guys we’ll be fine.
It’s along season guys we’ll be fine.
August 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Anyone expecting peak Brazil… think again.
It’s along season guys we’ll be fine.
It’s along season guys we’ll be fine.
Simon Jordan, is there a bigger wanker? I think not.
August 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Simon Jordan, is there a bigger wanker? I think not.
Plumbing apprentice turned up to my place this morning, wearing a heated jacket!!
If only that tech was around in the 80s working my tits off at upper Parli.
Breed em tuff downunder 🦘
If only that tech was around in the 80s working my tits off at upper Parli.
Breed em tuff downunder 🦘
July 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Plumbing apprentice turned up to my place this morning, wearing a heated jacket!!
If only that tech was around in the 80s working my tits off at upper Parli.
Breed em tuff downunder 🦘
If only that tech was around in the 80s working my tits off at upper Parli.
Breed em tuff downunder 🦘
For the first time in a generation we have ownership and a management team that do things behind the scenes, quickly and without fuss.
Signings so far have been A+ quit whining, and be positive - results won’t go our way sometimes, dream a little, have faith in ourselves.
We’re back
#UTFT
Signings so far have been A+ quit whining, and be positive - results won’t go our way sometimes, dream a little, have faith in ourselves.
We’re back
#UTFT
July 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
For the first time in a generation we have ownership and a management team that do things behind the scenes, quickly and without fuss.
Signings so far have been A+ quit whining, and be positive - results won’t go our way sometimes, dream a little, have faith in ourselves.
We’re back
#UTFT
Signings so far have been A+ quit whining, and be positive - results won’t go our way sometimes, dream a little, have faith in ourselves.
We’re back
#UTFT
Back from the hozzie after a colonoscopy - doc was a red.
TBF I think he used lube.
TBF I think he used lube.
June 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Back from the hozzie after a colonoscopy - doc was a red.
TBF I think he used lube.
TBF I think he used lube.
Any PL club that wants to progress ‘UP’ the table will not sign DCL
June 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Any PL club that wants to progress ‘UP’ the table will not sign DCL