Curtis Autery
autery.bsky.social
Curtis Autery
@autery.bsky.social
Bohemian Rhapsody is 50 years old now. That's wild.

When I was a kid, 50 year old music was like "My Blue Heaven", 25 years before the Lawrence Welk show was a thing.
April 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I bet Warren Buffett is feeling pretty good about moving assets into cash before all this "Liberation Day" business.
April 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
www.cnn.com/2025/03/29/m...

Bok bok bok. 🐔 B'kah!

Sorry to not see Amber opening a can of whoop-ass on the whole administration.
White House Correspondents’ Association cancels plans to have a comedian headline annual dinner | CNN Business
The White House Correspondents’ Association is reversing course and canceling its plans to have comedian Amber Ruffin headline this year’s annual fundraising dinner in Washington, DC.
www.cnn.com
March 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I don't follow sports, but sometimes I keep a super bowl tab open and watch it intermittently.

I have just discovered the "brotherly shove". It's the most delightful thing in sports since Joker's no-look nutmeg passes.
February 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I wonder if we'll make it through this superbowl without Taylor's boyfriend throttling the coach.
February 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's been 7 days since Trump declared me a woman in the "Defending women from gender ideology extremism and restoring biological truth to the federal government" executive order.

I expected more catcalling.
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I doubt the problems reported on Meta (democrat hashtag not searchable, can't unfollow Trump) were deliberate. It would be absurd to do that. Obviously people would object and leave the platform.

The lesson here is don't use your money and influence to publicly stand beside him at the inauguration.
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Today was like the Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life”, where all of the US political establishment is trying to keep Trump from banishing them to the cornfield.
January 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
As an older dev, my main selling point is that my work rarely blows up. Today I released something big, and afterwards there was a related blip in our logs.

I was certain I missed something, and went HAM trying to fix it. Turns out it was nothing.

I am become Acorn Cop, destroyer of confidence.
January 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Right back at you, Neil.
January 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
FizzBuzz of the day:
December 14, 2023 at 3:35 PM