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melodie tries to write 🤠
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writing my way out of this ditch
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rpiswriting.bsky.social
This +dragons is the entire book. #chaospit #fantasyromance #a #wip
Crude sketches of Fyrgus saying “that’s a terrible idea” and lianna saying “bite me” while walking off to do said terrible idea
April 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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haylswrites.bsky.social
When her mortal enemy goes MIA, she sets out to FINISH HIM, only along the way she discovers he looks GOOD shirtless. As she questions her morals and sanity, she uncovers truths about her world that leave her SHOOK. When doing what’s right isn’t good, it’s time to be bad.

#ChaosPit #WIP #agented
Mood board featuring fire and ice, a frozen waterfall, mystical forests, a burning rose, sparks off a forge. Meme, sweating man must pick between two choices; kill him or fuck him.
April 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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hawkstevenson.bsky.social
Corporeal Tourism is a trans-coded body-swap phenomenon that sends Jack and Mel on a collision course through gender discourse.

Corporeal Tourism is live in the Rainforest where indie authors uniquely survive

Here are some quotes as motivational posters

#chaospit
April 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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angie3tomatoes.bsky.social
Tayah’s life is perfect. She loves everything about it. Then she and her finance find a mythical Obsidian Hart and they become BFFs and live happily ever after.

Oh wait. *checks notes*
😬🫣😳😭
Never mind
#chaospit #f #r
April 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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thepinkcurator.bsky.social
local people sick of ancient rome messing with their haunted swamp, more at 9.

three cheers for 'where we bury our deer' 🦌

(dain was drawn by the wonderful @velimir228.bsky.social)

#ChaosPit #F #HF #A #Q
meme image of dain and pettia, text saying 'help! my hot druid husband wants to sacrifice himself to the horned god to stop julius caesar.'
April 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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angie3tomatoes.bsky.social
Bridgerton x Gravity Falls x Midsommar

If Sleep Token and Hozier made a concept album the result would be An Ordinary Name

#chaospit #fantasy #romance
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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authorjazz.bsky.social
BLOODWEAVER 🩸

Lesbian war General and Princess. Blood Powers. Sibling feuds. Bad decisions. Welcome to Abyssora, hope you brought wine

#ChaosPit #WIP
April 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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rpiswriting.bsky.social
Happy #chaospit!

Some lovely pillow talk between my grumpy/sunshine couple as inspirational posters. If you like “hot headed bickering to down seriously bad for one another”, then have I got a fantasy romance for you. #writingcommunity #a #wip #fantasyromance
“If you’re dead, I will never forgive you” “Your breath is awful” “Continue bleeding for all I care” “You were shivering, it was annoying”
April 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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rpiswriting.bsky.social
Witch with mommy issues and a great rack unsuccessfully represses sexual attraction to a well dressed man with fangs. Wind spirit tries desperately to cockblock. Couple was last seen making a fae bargain. Witnesses say they bickered the whole time. More at 10.

#chaospit #wip #fantasyromance #a
Drawing of Lianna and Fyrgus, the main characters in my fantasy romance. Lianna is a plus sized woman with dark brown curly hair. She wears a white gown and a midnight coat embroidered with moons. Fyrgus is a tall man with black fox ears and tale and long black hair. He wears a billowing shirt embroidered with suns and black breeches and a crimson coat trimmed in black fur also embroidered with golden suns. He’s handing lianna her broken boot as she looks up at him with an expression of “oh no, he’s hot” art by SirSleepsALot
April 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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haylswrites.bsky.social
Ali Hazelwood + Magic = E&A

When your former lab partner, rival, & forever pest offers you a research partnership you can’t refuse AND worms his way into your dog’s heart, you have to find space for him, too.

#ChaosPit #agented
Dog meme “I love the blond man” Top text: Cecilia “and what it becomes twice for science?” Caspian Wolfe: Mean girls meme “the limit does not exist” Gru meme, looking at text slides: 1. Get Wolfe’s help with research in exchange for his co-credit, save lives 2. Add “benefits” to rivalry with no strings attached 3. Fall in love with Caspian Wolfe Gru, looks shocked at slide 4, same text as in 3 Friends meme. Phoebe teaches Joey how to say Cecilia, Joey says Cecily
April 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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rosie-j-potter.bsky.social
I (32F) slammed a door in his (32M) devilishly handsome face.

He's a sportsballer. I'm an artist with principles.

There's also that part where I don't want to confront having a sketchbook full of drawings of him. And his hands... AITA?

- A Bid on Love

#ChaosPit #AG #A #R
a woman in a plaid shirt says oops !
Alt: a woman in a plaid shirt says oops while shrugging and grinning!
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April 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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rosie-j-potter.bsky.social
Gotta save a feast? Ok.
Feast gets sabotaged? No big.
Sabotage causing #TurkeyGate? Yikes.
Psycho schemes? *sigh*
Trying to fall in love even when shit gets personal & making it through the night seems impossible? My, oh my.

The Tinsel Twist in memes

#ChaosPit #A #R #AG #OS #editors #agented
Meme of A woman labeled Addie holding up a child labeled Jace in a pool while another child labeled Katharine and her psycho bitch schemes struggles to swim. Underwater a skeleton in a chair labeled sheriff dunbar's career a girl hiding in closet labeled 75 frozen turkeys An angel opening the closet to save the girl labeled Adelaide Morpheus from the matrix wearing sunglasses labeled What if I told you an unbelievable crime will take place in a tiny georgia town where everyone is really ridiculously into christmas ET dressed up in a dress and hat and wig labeled "when you're trying to look nice for your new man on christmas eve but you survived kidnapping the day before"
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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authorjazz.bsky.social
So… Jelani kills her girlfriend’s king, gets reported and attacked by said girlfriend, and now has to lead her siblings on a journey to try and stop a war. Is she the a**hole or is she just misunderstood?

#Bloodweaver #W #ChaosPit #F #A
April 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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lia-ash.bsky.social
#ChaosPit #W #HF #YA
AITA for making the literal Sun God fall in love with me and have some sort of a divine meltdown?

Anyway, this dude starts following me around the sky like a golden-eyed simp, and things get… intense. Anyways another god doesn't like it and yeets me out of existence.

So AITA?
April 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
authormelodie.bsky.social
lilith’s red flags:
🚩doesn’t sleep
🚩road rage
🚩cursed
🚩refuses to tell you the date she’s going to die

nova’s red flags:
🚩records conversations as “evidence”
🚩listens to too many murder podcasts
🚩mommy issues
🚩keeps asking what day you’re going to die

#chaospit #fantasy
April 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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haylswrites.bsky.social
We’re baaaaaaack! 🔥

Find out more: www.chaospit.org

#writesky #writercommunity
#CHAOSPIT WHAT IT IS: our second annual fun, community building pitch event in which you describe your book badly WHEN IT IS: 4/1/25 from 10a-8p Give us your AITA posts, your chaos comps, your memes! Max 3 pitches per project.
March 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
authormelodie.bsky.social
okay female friendships in fantasy: obviously we’ve come a long way in recent years, but one of my biggest gripes is that too often female characters are relegated to a very serious type of banter and interactions with each other and are not allowed the funny, lighthearted banter that
March 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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rosie-j-potter.bsky.social
Chaos is coming.

Again.

April 1st

www.chaospit.org

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity

More details to come.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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March 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
authormelodie.bsky.social
oh god how to introduce myself on here 🧍🏻‍♀️
March 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM