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Ate one of those squishy Bionicle masks when I was 12.
I used to craft such concoctions. I who tasted immortality, and shrank back from its glory
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I used to craft such concoctions. I who tasted immortality, and shrank back from its glory
Behold his Shining glory
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Behold his Shining glory
Sweet baby.
(It was one of those all natural protein bars from the vending machines. Didn't know if sweets would be safe so I played it safe)
(It was one of those all natural protein bars from the vending machines. Didn't know if sweets would be safe so I played it safe)
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sweet baby.
(It was one of those all natural protein bars from the vending machines. Didn't know if sweets would be safe so I played it safe)
(It was one of those all natural protein bars from the vending machines. Didn't know if sweets would be safe so I played it safe)
"I wanna jerk his dick...... OFF!"
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I wanna jerk his dick...... OFF!"
Saw someone say, "your favorite celebrity is in the Epstien Files" and now I'm terrified for him...
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Saw someone say, "your favorite celebrity is in the Epstien Files" and now I'm terrified for him...
Finished a little crafting project.
#VtM Discipline/Spell Book.
The card sizes make it difficult to get proper fitting binder sleeves, but I'm satisfied for now.
#VtM Discipline/Spell Book.
The card sizes make it difficult to get proper fitting binder sleeves, but I'm satisfied for now.
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Finished a little crafting project.
#VtM Discipline/Spell Book.
The card sizes make it difficult to get proper fitting binder sleeves, but I'm satisfied for now.
#VtM Discipline/Spell Book.
The card sizes make it difficult to get proper fitting binder sleeves, but I'm satisfied for now.
How they expect you to act after calling you "one big family" and throwing the yearly pizza party.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
How they expect you to act after calling you "one big family" and throwing the yearly pizza party.
Someone light the beacons. Let her know its time to come home.
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Someone light the beacons. Let her know its time to come home.
As the election comes to a close, I hope you are taking a moment to have some sympathy for what a confusing few months its been for the most racist millennial men in your life.
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
As the election comes to a close, I hope you are taking a moment to have some sympathy for what a confusing few months its been for the most racist millennial men in your life.
Learn one vegan baking recipe.
Spam repeat.
Spam repeat.
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Learn one vegan baking recipe.
Spam repeat.
Spam repeat.
A vampire that is not Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
A vampire that is not Dracula
"You're so right, Agent Cooper. I forgot about that factoid."
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"You're so right, Agent Cooper. I forgot about that factoid."
What plays in my head every morning when I'm making my gf's breakfast and work lunch
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What plays in my head every morning when I'm making my gf's breakfast and work lunch
I don't care how advanced your civilization is, its weird to ask you boss to watch you flirt with your pornbot.
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don't care how advanced your civilization is, its weird to ask you boss to watch you flirt with your pornbot.
