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Matty
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I Was So Focused on The Cheese I Forgot about The Trap. ಥ_ಥ

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You don't let your house burn down while you admire the beautiful front door. You take that beautiful, incredibly valuable front door, while it's still worth a fortune and you trade it for the lumber and the blueprints to build an entire new house.
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
She's cracking. You can see how hard it is for her to even swallow. lol
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fuck the Minnesota governor’s race. The man needs to jump into therapy and a strong zoloft perscription.
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You're appealing? To who? The same courts that have already proven you wrong? The judge's order exposes the core problem: the Trump administration has to stick to its original, flimsy story because his arrest back in March is the only thing that kicked this entire fiasco off.
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That's not true. It was carrying around 1.8 million barrels of Venezuelan Merey crude oil.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
‘Act of piracy’ or law: Can the US legally seize a Venezuelan tanker?
The US seized an oil tanker, a move that sent oil prices higher and escalated tensions between Washington and Caracas.
www.aljazeera.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That means nothing.
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Rest in chaos, you beautiful, brilliant, dysfunctional dreamers. Your revolution is complete, but your animation will never, ever be forgotten.
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Honestly, the GOP is toast next year. Prices aren't going down; if anything, they're climbing. And we haven't seen the peak of the financial hurt for average Americans.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
First they target 'illegals.' Who do you think is next? Minorities and the LGBTQ community. This is how the playbook works.
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
They have no plan to improve healthcare. Their sole focus on 'fraud' is merely a pretext for dismantling essential programs.
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Yeah, obsessing over a rapist is pretty fucking weird.
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Maybe ask your doctor for a stronger zoloft dosage. Everyone knows Trump is a rapist already. You don't get to dicate the news.
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Let's just sit with the math on that for a minute, alright? The math is... they have to sell property to pay people they hurt. The assets... are being liquidated to cover the liabilities. And the liabilities are... generations of ruined lives they kept in a filing cabinet.
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It’s a nationwide surplus of St. Nicks who are suddenly left holding the bag, literally a big velvet bag with nothing in it but unpaid bills.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The "guy who charges you $24 for a Diet Coke at his hotel" is now the affordability expert.
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
We’re gonna have one rule, set by the federal government. Which, let me get this straight… is now in charge of making sure nobody else is in charge of the thing that can make fake videos of celebs trying to sell me boner pills?

Yeah, I feel real safe now.
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Dems just gotta eat this for now. Their only actual move is to try and win back the House, the Senate, and the White House so they can... maybe pass a new law that the NEXT Supreme Court will also probably overturn.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM