autumn🌙
@autumnmata.bsky.social
(they/she/?)
global clock network girlboss, combinatorial creature
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pfp by @klowncar.bsky.social
global clock network girlboss, combinatorial creature
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pfp by @klowncar.bsky.social
Reposted by autumn🌙
Iron Lung feels like it would be featured in an alternate universe Markiplier video "3 Scary Movies"
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Iron Lung feels like it would be featured in an alternate universe Markiplier video "3 Scary Movies"
(leaving the theatre after iron lung) i could have found the SM-8
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 PM
(leaving the theatre after iron lung) i could have found the SM-8
the princess has discovered the intense and colorful sensation of a sneezing fit with a brand new septum piercing (yeowch!)
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM
the princess has discovered the intense and colorful sensation of a sneezing fit with a brand new septum piercing (yeowch!)
booty shorts have hit the wardrobe. the world is not ready for me with a 1" inseam
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
booty shorts have hit the wardrobe. the world is not ready for me with a 1" inseam
hrt is wild. if someone told me i'm not ovulating right now i would not believe them. my body is a temple and you're speaking my name in vain. apologize
January 20, 2026 at 1:36 AM
hrt is wild. if someone told me i'm not ovulating right now i would not believe them. my body is a temple and you're speaking my name in vain. apologize
nothing that a mani pedi and a naproxen and a bottle of wine and 3-4 days of PTO and a few inches of platform can't fix
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
nothing that a mani pedi and a naproxen and a bottle of wine and 3-4 days of PTO and a few inches of platform can't fix
string lights and fake ivy in the apartment. nature is healing
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
string lights and fake ivy in the apartment. nature is healing
tried to go outside without my boots on😭
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
tried to go outside without my boots on😭
thisslop thatslop... why dont you go outsideslop and touch some dirtslop. maybe get some sunslop
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 PM
thisslop thatslop... why dont you go outsideslop and touch some dirtslop. maybe get some sunslop
they gave me the wrong needles. the time for crying is over. the time for rapid fire phone calls has begun
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
they gave me the wrong needles. the time for crying is over. the time for rapid fire phone calls has begun
new conditioner is wild. i feel like a horse
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 PM
new conditioner is wild. i feel like a horse
it should have been me in glasgow
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
it should have been me in glasgow
just started injections. every single one of my HRT prescriptions is delayed
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
just started injections. every single one of my HRT prescriptions is delayed
the princess has discovered that driving in platform boots is quite challenging
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
the princess has discovered that driving in platform boots is quite challenging
my eyes are up here...
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM
my eyes are up here...
how to shower
step 1: wash
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January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
how to shower
step 1: wash
step 2: shampoo
step 3: conditioner
step 4: rinse
step 5: rinse
step 6: rinse
step 7: rinse
step 8: rinse
step 9: rinse
step 10: rinse
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step 2: shampoo
step 3: conditioner
step 4: rinse
step 5: rinse
step 6: rinse
step 7: rinse
step 8: rinse
step 9: rinse
step 10: rinse
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(looking in mirror) omg miku???
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
(looking in mirror) omg miku???
Reposted by autumn🌙
Reposted by autumn🌙
daily journaling is awesome when you’re pure at heart and full of whimsy
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
daily journaling is awesome when you’re pure at heart and full of whimsy
boots out for delivery. this is huge
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 PM
boots out for delivery. this is huge
i love my despicable, scheming cat
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
i love my despicable, scheming cat
(coworker using soldering iron without proper ventilation)
*hic* could yuo put that out on me
*hic* could yuo put that out on me
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
(coworker using soldering iron without proper ventilation)
*hic* could yuo put that out on me
*hic* could yuo put that out on me
i require garam masala immediately
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i require garam masala immediately