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autumnupdates.bsky.social
Autumn Updates
@autumnupdates.bsky.social
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Detroit 📍 Shit posting about reality TV and daily life. #BookSky Mute "Big Brother" right now if you don't want to hear about it.
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 13h
chat is Viva La Juicy an acceptable scent or am i smelling like a fruity 7th grader
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 16h
obsessed
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 16h
!!!! this is wild
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d
This isn’t a hard-and-fast rule, but if a sentence starts with ‘per’ it’s usually a bummer.
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 16h
trying to care about BB post season and i just can’t. even the deep dives are too much for me. nothing recaptures that live game magic in the same way

#bb27
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 16h
wtf
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 1d
Glee rewatch progress: the episode where Rachel has a crush on Mr. Schue

lord have MERCY
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 1d
To be fair there were good people like Harriet Tubman and Serena Williams listed.

But when Saddam is also in the fold that hits you man.
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 1d
type 8
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 1d
to be fair MLK Jr was also a type 8. saddam really just hit me
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 1d
oh it’s him too man
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 1d
what i’m learning is all dictators are type 8 but not all type 8 are dictators 🥺
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 1d
it's an enneagram
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 1d
we had to take a little working style/personality test at work and I shit you not it said I have the same style as Fidel Castro and Saddam Hussein.
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
nah i really hate generative AI because all the fun in social media is the every day little people sharing snippets of their lives

things that aren’t produced by a corporation, have an organic feel

and now it’s all slop. i genuinely feel disheartened when i realize a video i’m watching is just AI
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
don’t you see???? 9 x 9 is FOOT aka 81
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
i’m doing my best to erase it from my memory.

why does 6 x 7 = rain
why is 9 x 6 = a fishing lure????
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
my brain is so fried from that there’s no way i could calculate hours in a week
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
i’m telling you. it’s cracked.
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
mother is it really you?!?
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
i’m so pissed about this i want to start a class action lawsuit.

i came home from school looking a FOOL. can’t believe my parents didn’t yank me from that third grade classroom with that nonsense

are there any other victims out there? i have to know.
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
look at this shit. look at it! instead of learning 9 x 9 =81 my young and impressionable mind was taught 9 x 9 =81 foot

i shit you not, foot
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
not sure i’ve told this story on here before.

i’m having to go back through and relearn my multiplication tables.

i graduated valedictorian from the top high school in my state, but can’t do simple times tables

why you may ask? because as a child i was part of a learning pilot called vaughn cube
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Autumn Updates @autumnupdates.bsky.social · 2d
this inspired me to submit delete requests from a few sites
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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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