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prolific gurgler. pyrrhon // scarcity // glorious depravity // weeping sores // seputus. go birds

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 7d

Happy name day to LEARNING THE SECRETS OF ACID. Available on Bandcamp and Ampwall.

Cover art for LEARNING THE SECRETS OF ACID by UMULAMAHRI

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 3h

Thinking about the scene in Waterworld where Kevin Costner is locked in a cage suspended above a lethal pool of compost slurry, such that escaping would result in falling into the slurry that they’ll lower him into eventually anyway, for the 1,575th consecutive week

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 11h

Funny how uniformly people are interpreting “acid” in the album title to mean LSD - not what the lyrics imply

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 2d

This post constitutes throwing gasoline on the fire

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 2d

This type of corny shit makes me want to boo him more, not less

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2d

Philly booing Ohtani cmon man. He's not a Dodger he's our national baseball Folk Hero. He is for everyone. He loves dogs and hits balls 500 ft and throws the ball 100 mph.

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Clawhammer PR @clawhammerpr.bsky.social · 2d

A densely cerebral excursion into warped riffs, fractured rhythms, and unyielding intensity. The album redefines the framework of death metal, crafting something volatile, unpredictable, and deeply unsettling.
ampwall.com/a/umulamahri... @theretweeter.bsky.social @ampwall.com

Learning the Secrets of Acid · Umulamahri

Learning the Secrets of Acid - Umulamahri, a 5 track album

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 3d

This should've been a way bigger recurring trope in the show

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe I’ll just go full first Obituary album and scream “yabba dabba doo” over every riff this time

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 3d

Me sowing / me reaping meme where I’m agreeing to sing on another album and then realizing I have to actually write lyrics for it

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 3d

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Recording audio-only podcast in full corpsepaint @analgender.bsky.social · 3d

I say the Aqua Teen Hunger Force line about "it don't matter. None'a this matters" whenever things feel unbearably stressful. Pretty soon it's going to be the only thing I say

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 3d

Tony Romo just blatantly hammered in the broadcast booth at this point. Brockmire-type shit. Wish I could get away with that at my job

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

This is the most we have ever looked like a real ‘90s death metal band

Members of Pyrrhon and Replicant backstage at Frantic Fest 2025

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

THE WHISPER NETWORK

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

After Pyrrhon headlines Wacken

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

People are whispering about it in secret I guess and that is appropriate for this album

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

I’m unc, now and forever

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

We’ve sold through a lot of the Umulamahri vinyl already and I’m genuinely unsure of how that happened. It hasn’t been covered by almost any publication; I don’t really understand how people are hearing about it

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

GO BIRDS DICKHEAD

Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 4d

"Spend enough time in certain corners of the internet, and you risk becoming spiritually and culturally Philadelphian." Gift link, because Philadelphians are kind and welcoming. Go Birds. share.inquirer.com/nhONWX

Does the internet have a Philly accent? Why too much time online can make you ‘culturally Philadelphian.’

Perhaps certain online corners have a special Philly pull.

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

Where I come from saying that kind of thing might get your ass kicked

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

I live in Queens, however, so there is room for improvement

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 4d

We did it, folks

Screen cap of Umulamahri’s metal archives page

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 5d

He’s regular man now

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 5d

Listen to the magic man, folks

Metaling Mage @meddlingmage.bsky.social · 5d

This one is new today and it’s good! It’s got a sick cover and some quality gurgling from @avantdumb.bsky.social

umulamahri.bandcamp.com/album/learni...

Learning the Secrets of Acid, by Umulamahri

10 track album

umulamahri.bandcamp.com

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avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah grand slam by Fleshflies on that one

avant dumb @avantdumb.bsky.social · 5d

Three great tastes that go great together