never post here anymore but I need to show these bumps I took to as many people as I can

got absolutely owned at training the other day

folks, here it is — my first ever official three count as a pro wrestling referee

laughing insanely hard at the image of a really old guy standing in front of an American flag saying “this one’s for all the poor kids in the world” and then banging out a single 700 pound deadlift

watching Nip/Tuck for the first time rn and it’s actually really good? wrow

btw I make my in-ring debut as a pro wrestling referee this Saturday

just spilled Riesling all over my coffee table so I guess it’s a Riesling table now ha ha ha

I’m unemployed enough to start making music again but not yet manic enough. gimme a few weeks and I’ll get there

having a great time in the Big O Tires lobby!

I’m the guy they pay to get the rugs in those time lapse power-washing videos so filthy. AMA

no snarky brand post will ever get me to stop complaining about garbage books end of discussion