During a full moon, the chicago driver undergoes a unique process wherein their car morphs into just a faulty wheel and pedal with no turn signal. No one will tell you this but they can also smell fear and will routinely hunt and eat any fearful drivers

have almost been sideswiped 3 (three) times in the past 12 hours

if being the guy who screenshots and perfectly crops tumblr posts to include the OP’s user and tags is a full time job- then I’m bringing home the bacon

watching people speed over the median to the kennedy expressway instead of merging normally and knowing no one will let them in

first ghost bus of the summer 🙏 CTA 76 Bus im begging on my hands and knees please

being out of chicago reminds me that some people actually CAN drive