Matt -トレーズ派 🙅🏾your🦸🏾🧑🏾🦽average 🤒 coder
@average-coder.bsky.social
American🇱🇷 guitarist, coder, blogger from DE. I like dogs, math rock, freedom, Emacs, and original ideas. ENTPish and INFJish. I like Christianity, Buddhism, Whitman, 60's folk rock, and Chevelle. My car has 150k miles.
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kmerdb is a #python library for k-mer frequencies, minimizers, phylogenomics, alignment-free sequence similarities, and basic de Bruijn graphs (no assembly yet). In the future: seed-extend SW alignment, DBG or other sequence assembly, and other functional genomics features.
ChatGPT erroneously suggested that a lemon juice tonic should have a pH between 2-4. The primary pKa of citric acid are between 6-7. So no thanks charGPT, I will not be ingesting a tonic of stomach acid made from lemon juice, thanks.
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
ChatGPT erroneously suggested that a lemon juice tonic should have a pH between 2-4. The primary pKa of citric acid are between 6-7. So no thanks charGPT, I will not be ingesting a tonic of stomach acid made from lemon juice, thanks.
No one to rub my damn back...
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No one to rub my damn back...
I want to share my epiphanies. Long ago, it used to be under the stars. Before that, it used to be beside a campfire. And many, many lifetimes ago, it used to be on someones lap. And then people started taking me seriously and all that changed. Gratitude is great to say out loud...
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I want to share my epiphanies. Long ago, it used to be under the stars. Before that, it used to be beside a campfire. And many, many lifetimes ago, it used to be on someones lap. And then people started taking me seriously and all that changed. Gratitude is great to say out loud...
Fallacy A: "If I have hurt others feelings, keeping my friends away from me ensures I don't hurt their feelings"
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fallacy A: "If I have hurt others feelings, keeping my friends away from me ensures I don't hurt their feelings"
Merry Christmas from the lovely burb of Pike Creek DE.☃️ I finished shopping,🤶🏾 wrapped everything else,🎁 and helped detail my parents kitchen for family dinner later. 🧼Cleaned the fridge, prepared drinks,🍵 and everything set with about 2-3 hrs to go. 🤦🏾Now I can finish some Christmas cards and enjoy🎊
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Merry Christmas from the lovely burb of Pike Creek DE.☃️ I finished shopping,🤶🏾 wrapped everything else,🎁 and helped detail my parents kitchen for family dinner later. 🧼Cleaned the fridge, prepared drinks,🍵 and everything set with about 2-3 hrs to go. 🤦🏾Now I can finish some Christmas cards and enjoy🎊
My diet consists entirely of apathy and disappointing analogies to real world problems
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My diet consists entirely of apathy and disappointing analogies to real world problems
December in DE. Pointed the right way. I'm running low on storage for DS projects. My 4x2Tb RAID5 is sitting at 4/6Tb @ 2 projects. I'm rerunning my thesis project slowly, and trying to be more consistent and confident with my blog. Thing actually couldn't be much better
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
December in DE. Pointed the right way. I'm running low on storage for DS projects. My 4x2Tb RAID5 is sitting at 4/6Tb @ 2 projects. I'm rerunning my thesis project slowly, and trying to be more consistent and confident with my blog. Thing actually couldn't be much better
Welcome to a world where love is held at ransom. Your mood? Secondary to capital. Secondary to trust. "Well but I hurt?" It doesn't matter, comply. This isn't late stage capitalism. It's ageism. It's capital markets. 🧽
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Welcome to a world where love is held at ransom. Your mood? Secondary to capital. Secondary to trust. "Well but I hurt?" It doesn't matter, comply. This isn't late stage capitalism. It's ageism. It's capital markets. 🧽
Shout out to my family and my sisters for an awesome and constructive year. I did some blogging, wrote a C+ article on Civil Rights, released some of the best kmerdb code, reworked my K8s setup, did some journaling, spent dozens of hours in therapy, and have learned some more cooking. Love you!! ❤️🧼🧹
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Shout out to my family and my sisters for an awesome and constructive year. I did some blogging, wrote a C+ article on Civil Rights, released some of the best kmerdb code, reworked my K8s setup, did some journaling, spent dozens of hours in therapy, and have learned some more cooking. Love you!! ❤️🧼🧹
New blog post otw about cooking oil choices. Sort order shenanigans on a table incorporating fatty oil composition and cost ranges. Describing the good wisdom against saturated fats and where it falls short. Looks to be a good birthday after some shopping 🎁🤶🏾🧑🏾🎄🎼🫂🏋🏾😀
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
New blog post otw about cooking oil choices. Sort order shenanigans on a table incorporating fatty oil composition and cost ranges. Describing the good wisdom against saturated fats and where it falls short. Looks to be a good birthday after some shopping 🎁🤶🏾🧑🏾🎄🎼🫂🏋🏾😀
kmerdb search is a simple alignment subroutine that started in '22-24 and got actual flesh in '25. The concept is loosely SW-ey, and the strategy is loosely based on usearch/v search. Seed-extend. Parallelization may be entirely process based (GNU parallels) or based on new GIL-less shenanigans
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
kmerdb search is a simple alignment subroutine that started in '22-24 and got actual flesh in '25. The concept is loosely SW-ey, and the strategy is loosely based on usearch/v search. Seed-extend. Parallelization may be entirely process based (GNU parallels) or based on new GIL-less shenanigans
Radical humanist idea. Moratorium on human genomics and disease research for 20 years. Blind faith drug screening only. Crop genomics and biodiversity pool purist research only. This shit is getting way too weird.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Radical humanist idea. Moratorium on human genomics and disease research for 20 years. Blind faith drug screening only. Crop genomics and biodiversity pool purist research only. This shit is getting way too weird.
Why can YouTube declare an "add-free" time from Thanksgiving until December 10th or something? It would be a great campaign to boost engagement, feel good to customers, and still allow the advertising blitz require before Christmas?
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Why can YouTube declare an "add-free" time from Thanksgiving until December 10th or something? It would be a great campaign to boost engagement, feel good to customers, and still allow the advertising blitz require before Christmas?
Wingstop Newark has D- rated hand dryers. They blow cool air across your watery gross hands. Not hygienic. The Wingstop staff refused to take a dollar bill to use their bathroom. Shame on all the other restaurants for reducing their bathrooms in our town. No place to clean up or take your old man.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wingstop Newark has D- rated hand dryers. They blow cool air across your watery gross hands. Not hygienic. The Wingstop staff refused to take a dollar bill to use their bathroom. Shame on all the other restaurants for reducing their bathrooms in our town. No place to clean up or take your old man.
100 naughty reasons for Santa to remind someone html is a programming language. Hahahah the meme right. If you speak html <spAn>
Longer span. Like.... A real long span.
Merry Christmas that's as much panty drop as I can put in this many characters gb
Longer span. Like.... A real long span.
Merry Christmas that's as much panty drop as I can put in this many characters gb
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
100 naughty reasons for Santa to remind someone html is a programming language. Hahahah the meme right. If you speak html <spAn>
Longer span. Like.... A real long span.
Merry Christmas that's as much panty drop as I can put in this many characters gb
Longer span. Like.... A real long span.
Merry Christmas that's as much panty drop as I can put in this many characters gb
Thx to the nice lady. The watermelon was bush league but I ate every piece. You were just trying to do the obvious nice thing and here I made words fml. Anyways I'm the real mvpm
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Thx to the nice lady. The watermelon was bush league but I ate every piece. You were just trying to do the obvious nice thing and here I made words fml. Anyways I'm the real mvpm
The best thing for my mental health at the moment is a strong and persistent digital detox, as much as possible, on as many subjects as I'm passionate about, actually. There is a strong, interesting, and at times very potent, discouraging/encouraging and humanist zeitgeist
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The best thing for my mental health at the moment is a strong and persistent digital detox, as much as possible, on as many subjects as I'm passionate about, actually. There is a strong, interesting, and at times very potent, discouraging/encouraging and humanist zeitgeist
Bullying Microsoft's telemetry and AI features is and remains funny as shit because everyone is laughing. Microsoft telemetry doesn't bother me at all. Their ecosystem telemetry doesn't bother me at all. I didn't realize I was being a sucker for just laughing at it because it was trendy...
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bullying Microsoft's telemetry and AI features is and remains funny as shit because everyone is laughing. Microsoft telemetry doesn't bother me at all. Their ecosystem telemetry doesn't bother me at all. I didn't realize I was being a sucker for just laughing at it because it was trendy...
"8 stores and 15 cats have taught me something the pet stores don't want you to know" - as if there is a big government campaign on stamping out cat scratch post options. This "ragebait" marketing campaign shit is just...so my taste.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"8 stores and 15 cats have taught me something the pet stores don't want you to know" - as if there is a big government campaign on stamping out cat scratch post options. This "ragebait" marketing campaign shit is just...so my taste.
Moralism, in America: "Twinkle twinkle littl staaaar" okay, good u understand that at a 10th grade level? Okay good now youre an adult here is "AI eating the face of American tech, and manufacturing is all gone." Good luck! Your mom and I are going to have dinner, no parties no curse words ok??
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Moralism, in America: "Twinkle twinkle littl staaaar" okay, good u understand that at a 10th grade level? Okay good now youre an adult here is "AI eating the face of American tech, and manufacturing is all gone." Good luck! Your mom and I are going to have dinner, no parties no curse words ok??
Yo you can protect the peace of my shitty demeanour towards being told that my defiance is an inconvenience towards the rule rn. Man my rule was I had a fair exchange of labor to be done. Your rule is there's a free exchange for aleeping your bed on the whims of my grace anout your attitude, bb
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Yo you can protect the peace of my shitty demeanour towards being told that my defiance is an inconvenience towards the rule rn. Man my rule was I had a fair exchange of labor to be done. Your rule is there's a free exchange for aleeping your bed on the whims of my grace anout your attitude, bb
Mfw I'm trying to find a YouTube video on tonkatsu ramen I like, a) google is trying to recommend me shit I don't like and b) a headline like "how long do I eat in India before getting food poisoning" and I'm like..int that just a your stomach issue?
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Mfw I'm trying to find a YouTube video on tonkatsu ramen I like, a) google is trying to recommend me shit I don't like and b) a headline like "how long do I eat in India before getting food poisoning" and I'm like..int that just a your stomach issue?
Shouldn't we be technically pouring all our food out,and eating in at home? Am I the only one doing this because I hate nursing a gal of 3% juice faked down to about 5 cal on some extra thin line. Isn't about the 3%. Isn't even a out the sucralose tho I hate it. But it is lite. Pour real or not yet
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Shouldn't we be technically pouring all our food out,and eating in at home? Am I the only one doing this because I hate nursing a gal of 3% juice faked down to about 5 cal on some extra thin line. Isn't about the 3%. Isn't even a out the sucralose tho I hate it. But it is lite. Pour real or not yet
Tje thing with all this socialized, one universal blah blah blah..is a) it's buzzwords put on top of some market structures. B) those buzzwords work in those countries, not in all, probably because of centralized govt, if you like that sort of expensive, unaccountable mess.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Tje thing with all this socialized, one universal blah blah blah..is a) it's buzzwords put on top of some market structures. B) those buzzwords work in those countries, not in all, probably because of centralized govt, if you like that sort of expensive, unaccountable mess.
It might be illegal to be living in America like this...
I want a laugh, an adult laugh, and maybe a boob grab or something. I don't.... I don't know how to put this . You want me to argue with the state right now about mmj? No it got me into this mess. You all did. I just had a dry turkey sub
I want a laugh, an adult laugh, and maybe a boob grab or something. I don't.... I don't know how to put this . You want me to argue with the state right now about mmj? No it got me into this mess. You all did. I just had a dry turkey sub
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It might be illegal to be living in America like this...
I want a laugh, an adult laugh, and maybe a boob grab or something. I don't.... I don't know how to put this . You want me to argue with the state right now about mmj? No it got me into this mess. You all did. I just had a dry turkey sub
I want a laugh, an adult laugh, and maybe a boob grab or something. I don't.... I don't know how to put this . You want me to argue with the state right now about mmj? No it got me into this mess. You all did. I just had a dry turkey sub