Jillpill
@average-girl.bsky.social
She/her
Take a jillpill and maybe you’ll calm down
Take a jillpill and maybe you’ll calm down
I’m 27 years old and I have just realized I have a fear of being Found Where I Should Not Be. Like a vampire, I must be invited in or else I feel like I’ll get in trouble
August 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m 27 years old and I have just realized I have a fear of being Found Where I Should Not Be. Like a vampire, I must be invited in or else I feel like I’ll get in trouble
I don’t trust the taste of the people who built and feed generative AI
June 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don’t trust the taste of the people who built and feed generative AI
CEOs seem like they’re all the kids in an educational video about peer pressure. That’s the only explanation I can think of for why AI is now part of everything for no reason
May 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
CEOs seem like they’re all the kids in an educational video about peer pressure. That’s the only explanation I can think of for why AI is now part of everything for no reason
Believing that “this is just the way it has to be” is a great way to give over your power to shape how it will be
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Believing that “this is just the way it has to be” is a great way to give over your power to shape how it will be
I wonder when face framing strands will go the way of the tiny front bump
April 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I wonder when face framing strands will go the way of the tiny front bump
The 40 hour work week does not leave enough time for sit-com hijinks with friends
April 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The 40 hour work week does not leave enough time for sit-com hijinks with friends
I wish the internet would stop telling me to put tallow on my face😔
April 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I wish the internet would stop telling me to put tallow on my face😔
I don’t wanna be mean, but I’m tired of seeing store bought lips
April 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I don’t wanna be mean, but I’m tired of seeing store bought lips
I wish Marty McFly could save us from the Biff timeline again😔
April 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I wish Marty McFly could save us from the Biff timeline again😔
It seems that tiny bangs are code for deranged and dangerous in a lot tv and film these days
April 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It seems that tiny bangs are code for deranged and dangerous in a lot tv and film these days
Studies show that the best way to live past the age of 100 is by moving somewhere with poor record keeping
April 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Studies show that the best way to live past the age of 100 is by moving somewhere with poor record keeping
I feel like dudes who have trucks but don’t regularly haul stuff are the modern equivalent of dudes who wore comically large codpieces
March 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I feel like dudes who have trucks but don’t regularly haul stuff are the modern equivalent of dudes who wore comically large codpieces
“Wow, you’re so calm all the time! I can’t even imagine you being angry” it’s because I cry when I get angry, but crying in public sucks, so I’ve cultivated a demeanor of tranquility to avoid embarrassment
March 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Wow, you’re so calm all the time! I can’t even imagine you being angry” it’s because I cry when I get angry, but crying in public sucks, so I’ve cultivated a demeanor of tranquility to avoid embarrassment
I stop the music whenever I’m at a drive thru or doing pickup because I can’t let the worker know that I listen to weird music
February 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I stop the music whenever I’m at a drive thru or doing pickup because I can’t let the worker know that I listen to weird music
I’m an inside voice girl surrounded by bellowers
February 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’m an inside voice girl surrounded by bellowers
The children use Greek alphabet letters to insult or uplift each other because of the observations of a man who studied the behavior of captive wolves in the 1940s
January 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The children use Greek alphabet letters to insult or uplift each other because of the observations of a man who studied the behavior of captive wolves in the 1940s
Sometimes I’ll see a joke, and I’ll want to send it to the family group chat, but then I remember that Plato’s Allegory of the Cave isn’t common knowledge, and they won’t get the joke😔
January 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sometimes I’ll see a joke, and I’ll want to send it to the family group chat, but then I remember that Plato’s Allegory of the Cave isn’t common knowledge, and they won’t get the joke😔
Another plot hole in Harry Potter: it didn’t need to be a boarding school. They could literally use fireplaces for transportation
October 30, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Another plot hole in Harry Potter: it didn’t need to be a boarding school. They could literally use fireplaces for transportation
Cars in America are so big because we’ll need the space to put our stuff when we lose our house to medical debt
September 12, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Cars in America are so big because we’ll need the space to put our stuff when we lose our house to medical debt
When my teeth hurt because the weather changed
August 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
When my teeth hurt because the weather changed
Me watching the breakdancing semi finals
August 11, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Me watching the breakdancing semi finals
I could be scrubbing my bathtub right now (productive, clear beginning and end) but I’m stuck here at work, putting numbers in the number machine (pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down)
August 9, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I could be scrubbing my bathtub right now (productive, clear beginning and end) but I’m stuck here at work, putting numbers in the number machine (pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down)
What if we put all the plastic that can’t be recycled into abandoned mines? Who do I talk to about this?
July 23, 2024 at 5:14 PM
What if we put all the plastic that can’t be recycled into abandoned mines? Who do I talk to about this?
I can’t understand why some coworkers can’t handle it when I’ve finished all my work and want to entertain myself until more comes my way? Why do they need to see me clicking randomly on a spreadsheet instead of reading a book?
July 14, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I can’t understand why some coworkers can’t handle it when I’ve finished all my work and want to entertain myself until more comes my way? Why do they need to see me clicking randomly on a spreadsheet instead of reading a book?