Ordinary Average Guy
@average-white-guy.bsky.social
Humanist, Husband, Dad, Corgi Wrangler, Software Developer, RC Pilot.
I did not vote for the rapist.
I did not vote for the rapist.
Hahahaha...no fucking thank you MAGA Douche.
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Hahahaha...no fucking thank you MAGA Douche.
MAGA dropped a new Gadsden Flag.
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
MAGA dropped a new Gadsden Flag.
Walmart announces that this year's New Years Day dinner will be much cheaper than last year. It will also be much simpler due to only being on ingredient!
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Walmart announces that this year's New Years Day dinner will be much cheaper than last year. It will also be much simpler due to only being on ingredient!
Live image from the White House
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Live image from the White House
Trump is getting up in age and we really have to start planning to honor him in the right way. My idea is similar to Kennedy's Eternal Flame. I believe we should build an Eternal Golden Shower" for him. This will probably draw people from around the world.
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Trump is getting up in age and we really have to start planning to honor him in the right way. My idea is similar to Kennedy's Eternal Flame. I believe we should build an Eternal Golden Shower" for him. This will probably draw people from around the world.
I'll be okay if we have to tear down his grave marker in order to renovate for this:
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'll be okay if we have to tear down his grave marker in order to renovate for this:
The man who said this “It won’t interfere with the current building. It pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.”
also said this: “These are not my words, not the way I talk.”
also said this: “These are not my words, not the way I talk.”
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The man who said this “It won’t interfere with the current building. It pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.”
also said this: “These are not my words, not the way I talk.”
also said this: “These are not my words, not the way I talk.”
I’ll save my costume.
October 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’ll save my costume.
This is so very exciting to see people mobilizing. #NoKingsProtest
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is so very exciting to see people mobilizing. #NoKingsProtest
What do you think the pedo to peso exchange rate will be?
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What do you think the pedo to peso exchange rate will be?
hey #MikeJohnson, who needs to turn down the rhetoric again?
October 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
hey #MikeJohnson, who needs to turn down the rhetoric again?
I'm sure the family will want to put a quote from him on his gravestone. Might I suggest "Worth it"
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm sure the family will want to put a quote from him on his gravestone. Might I suggest "Worth it"
September 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When supporting Nazi's both financially and socially, destroying federal programs and axing workers for a net negative on our economy, lying continuously about the cars, and continuously posting misogynistic content on his social platform isn't a dealbreaker, but missing turn the signal stalk is.
August 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When supporting Nazi's both financially and socially, destroying federal programs and axing workers for a net negative on our economy, lying continuously about the cars, and continuously posting misogynistic content on his social platform isn't a dealbreaker, but missing turn the signal stalk is.
MAGA, who definitely aren't snowflakes, right now.
August 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
MAGA, who definitely aren't snowflakes, right now.
Remember how well the Tariff Liberation Day went. I suspect this will also go swimmingly.
August 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Remember how well the Tariff Liberation Day went. I suspect this will also go swimmingly.
I was talking to my Corgs about Ozzy. A few minutes later I look and see they’ve done a tribute to him. Ladies and gentlemen, this is “Lazy Train”
August 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I was talking to my Corgs about Ozzy. A few minutes later I look and see they’ve done a tribute to him. Ladies and gentlemen, this is “Lazy Train”
can you imagine being gullible enough to think that this guy was some kind of genius and that "he's the only one who can save our country". He can barely "save his Depends"
July 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
can you imagine being gullible enough to think that this guy was some kind of genius and that "he's the only one who can save our country". He can barely "save his Depends"
the only civilized way to start the weekend.
July 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the only civilized way to start the weekend.