Yes, THAT Virus. Look, the novelization was pretty good. S.D. Perry kept teenage me engaged from page to page.

Well this backfired horribly. I forgot that if the IRN is all Imperial hand-me-downs, I have to design the Orion Empire's tactics first.

Scope creep, GO! Savage Starfighter will now include a bonus section about the military and tactics of a faction that isn't even in the campaign.

That's not true. Even after you burn down the forest, you don't have a novel. You have very expensive lorem ipsum.

Even if the energy needs were cut by 99.99%, it'd still be shit.

I love it. Here's hoping you can get some VHS quality recordings so you get all the analog distortion in there too

How dare you. There is nothing unhealthy about being obsessed with Team Venture... I tell myself daily...

This is so evil it's something I'd do.
Player: "I'd like to rescue her."
DM: "From what? Why? In-character reasons only."

"Only". I'm confident you'll knock that out way faster than I do my own work. You got this!