Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them)
@avery.omg.lol
My name’s Avery!
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🧑🏼💻 iOS engineer
💟 Unitarian Universalist
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Opinions and posts are my own, and don’t represent those of my employer
💖💛🩵
🧑🏼💻 iOS engineer
💟 Unitarian Universalist
—
Opinions and posts are my own, and don’t represent those of my employer
This spam needs to STOP! 😩 how many times do I need to respond with “stop” before the messages stop coming?
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This spam needs to STOP! 😩 how many times do I need to respond with “stop” before the messages stop coming?
Ad sales are so wild
September 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ad sales are so wild
Love to eat a fish with the face still on
September 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Love to eat a fish with the face still on
My latest obsession: I connected a landline telephone to a self-hosted AI model running on my computer 🤩
August 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My latest obsession: I connected a landline telephone to a self-hosted AI model running on my computer 🤩
Normal: Donating your blood.
Weird: Donating your blood *in exchange for frontier league baseball tickets*
Weird: Donating your blood *in exchange for frontier league baseball tickets*
June 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Normal: Donating your blood.
Weird: Donating your blood *in exchange for frontier league baseball tickets*
Weird: Donating your blood *in exchange for frontier league baseball tickets*
Happy Pride Month!
June 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Happy Pride Month!
Felt cute ☺️
April 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Felt cute ☺️
I’m holding out for the Captain Jack Sparrow SD cards
April 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I’m holding out for the Captain Jack Sparrow SD cards
Please stop saying “Week of the Young Child”. It’s giving cult vibes.
April 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Please stop saying “Week of the Young Child”. It’s giving cult vibes.
Nintendo Switch 2 Gamecube PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
April 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nintendo Switch 2 Gamecube PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
Andy Warhol famously created his art studio “The Factory”, where He employed people to mass produce artwork. It was a subversive concept at the time, and he was criticized for “capitulating to capitalism.”
Anyway, here’s “Campbell’s Soup Can in an anime style”
Medium: digital; generative AI
Anyway, here’s “Campbell’s Soup Can in an anime style”
Medium: digital; generative AI
March 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Andy Warhol famously created his art studio “The Factory”, where He employed people to mass produce artwork. It was a subversive concept at the time, and he was criticized for “capitulating to capitalism.”
Anyway, here’s “Campbell’s Soup Can in an anime style”
Medium: digital; generative AI
Anyway, here’s “Campbell’s Soup Can in an anime style”
Medium: digital; generative AI
What do I do if I’m too lazy to read a flowchart?
March 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What do I do if I’m too lazy to read a flowchart?
I suppose if you can’t figure out how to file this stuff on your own, you have to take this stuff at face value, and it looks a lot like Biden is shaking down small businesses (even though, in reality, it’s Tailor Brands doing the shake down)
March 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I suppose if you can’t figure out how to file this stuff on your own, you have to take this stuff at face value, and it looks a lot like Biden is shaking down small businesses (even though, in reality, it’s Tailor Brands doing the shake down)
I mean, I see it – but is it also a historically accurate American Flag with 13 stars?
February 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I mean, I see it – but is it also a historically accurate American Flag with 13 stars?
Is this funny? Is it anything?
February 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Is this funny? Is it anything?
Having some fun with Pokémon TCG decks 🙃
February 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Having some fun with Pokémon TCG decks 🙃
Absolutely sick Lock Screen material
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Absolutely sick Lock Screen material
“Show us your bellies.”
My reaction: 🤨…😳…🤣
My reaction: 🤨…😳…🤣
January 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“Show us your bellies.”
My reaction: 🤨…😳…🤣
My reaction: 🤨…😳…🤣
Started logging my calories this year in an effort to lose some weight. The AI food analyzer in @foodnoms.com is super helpful for meals i didn’t make myself!
One of the good applications of AI.
One of the good applications of AI.
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Started logging my calories this year in an effort to lose some weight. The AI food analyzer in @foodnoms.com is super helpful for meals i didn’t make myself!
One of the good applications of AI.
One of the good applications of AI.
The thing that separates TikTok is:
1. Full screen video content of people talking at you engages your lizard brain better than reading text (simulated eye contact)
2. One-post-per-swipe is a cause-and-effect machine primed with fun videos (dopamine!), then laced with propaganda.
1. Full screen video content of people talking at you engages your lizard brain better than reading text (simulated eye contact)
2. One-post-per-swipe is a cause-and-effect machine primed with fun videos (dopamine!), then laced with propaganda.
January 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The thing that separates TikTok is:
1. Full screen video content of people talking at you engages your lizard brain better than reading text (simulated eye contact)
2. One-post-per-swipe is a cause-and-effect machine primed with fun videos (dopamine!), then laced with propaganda.
1. Full screen video content of people talking at you engages your lizard brain better than reading text (simulated eye contact)
2. One-post-per-swipe is a cause-and-effect machine primed with fun videos (dopamine!), then laced with propaganda.
Looks like Meta is moving towards less accountability. “Community Notes” is probably less costly than genuine fact-checkers. And Meta can wave away the consequences of the content on their platform and just say “it’s the community’s job”
January 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Looks like Meta is moving towards less accountability. “Community Notes” is probably less costly than genuine fact-checkers. And Meta can wave away the consequences of the content on their platform and just say “it’s the community’s job”
“And wouldja lookit that… THAT’S what you call… a Lobster Engineer.”
There’s something strangely magical about the mundane narration of televised parades ❤️
There’s something strangely magical about the mundane narration of televised parades ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“And wouldja lookit that… THAT’S what you call… a Lobster Engineer.”
There’s something strangely magical about the mundane narration of televised parades ❤️
There’s something strangely magical about the mundane narration of televised parades ❤️
I really appreciate the whimsy of the Press Your Luck board. Especially the “move 2 spaces” tiles. The cursor already moves randomly! Why move additional spaces? Because of the whimsy!
December 27, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I really appreciate the whimsy of the Press Your Luck board. Especially the “move 2 spaces” tiles. The cursor already moves randomly! Why move additional spaces? Because of the whimsy!
Some of the best posts
December 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Some of the best posts