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Avery "The Centre Cannot Hold" Senecal
@averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Nerdy, autistic white trans man in my 30s with the best ass west of Worcester. Later-in-life college student, aspiring horror author. He/him pronouns.
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Screenshot of a confirmation for a hormone consultation on February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Scanning electron microscope image of a tardigrade that has been edited to be holding a microscopic violin, playing what is presumably a sad song
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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No new pictures
Where are you at mentally
The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, represented by a photograph of a nerdy-looking white guy who is 100% done with life. A button beneath the photograph reads "OK".
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

A delicious blended food drink
1960s-style advertisement showing a smiling child holding a class of milk, while his apron-wearing mother pours Seven-Up soda into it. It gives the following recipe for "Seven-Up In Milk:" Mix chilled 7-Up and cold milk in equal parts, by pouring the 7-Up gently into the milk. Do not stir. The 7-Up adds a light and delicate flavor making a delicious blended food drink. Mothers know that this is a wholesome combination. The addition of 7-Up gives milk a new flavor appeal that especially pleases children.
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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SpongeBob SquarePants looking confused, arms wrapping around himself like rubber bands to point in opposite directions as he attempts to work out what was just said
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Hello, my name is "gastroesophageal reflux disease with concurrent alcohol abuse"
A post from @Sabeenahmad1 that says "Introduce yourself with what almost killed you."
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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With alt text, despite the existential wrongness I felt transcribing this
A collection of fast-food restaurant logos, names, and slogans. The logo and font of each is correct. The name and slogan are wrong in a way that looks superficially correct at a glance, but becomes wronger the longer you look at it. Examples include: Donkin' Dunnts: Amurica Runn No Dundun Sbubby: eef freef Weedy's Old-Fashioned Hurgusburgus Bubger Kirg: Have It in a Way Taco Baco: Tinkle Outside the Binkle Inoot-Ut Brubge Applebapple's Nehhborhor Grib & Bib McNaldo's: I like the It A&A: AAAAAAAAA
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Tweet from birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights): I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Oh boy
Movie poster for Stuart Little (1999). It depicts Stuart Little, a bipedal mouse wearing absurdly tiny human clothes, standing on the end of a person's sneaker. Tagline: "The Little Family Just Got Bigger."
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I lied, it's actually more like this but the joke doesn't work as well
Homer and Marge Simpson in bed together. Homer has his mouth wide open and is snoring loudly, while his wife is attempting to muffle the noise with a pillow pressed to her face.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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How my parents sleep knowing they'll never be "estranged parents" because their entire self-worth does not hinge on their perception of themselves as unimpeachable parents who deserve lifelong fealty from their son
Homer Simpson sleeps peacefully in a plush bed.
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Fred Rogers on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. He is a middle-aged white man with neatly-combed grey hair and a welcoming smile. He wears a mustard-colored zip-up cardigan over a light blue shirt and dark tie. He is sitting on a studio set designed to look like a typical suburban U.S. home, as if the viewer just dropped in for a chat with a friendly neighbor.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Photo of a yellow bumper sticker with black text on the rear bumper of a car. Text reads: "How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving God cause such agony"
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Was looking at the CEO's LinkedIn page and I can't help but notice she's appointed herself a "Diversity and Inclusion Champion" while conspicuously leaving out the "Equity" part?
A screenshot of the LinkedIn page for Jennifer Ozimkiewicz, owner and CEO of Oz Creations, LLC. She describes herself as "Global Business Leader, Entrepreneur, Strategy Development, Marketing Leader, Transformation Leadership, and Inclusion and Diversity Champion". The last entry is highlighted in yellow.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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"Nothing is after you"
Movie poster for "The Night House" (2021). A woman in her pajamas stands in a boat in a lake, tree-covered hills and a house visible on the shore behind her, the moon peeking through heavy clouds above. facing left, her left hand raised as if embracing the nothingness in front of her. Part of her face is cut out to show the landscape behind her, as if the nothingness is embracing her back. The woman, the lights of the house behind her, and the moon are tinted bloody red, while everything else is monochrome bluish-gray.
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo that reads "Bolsonaro is in Prison"
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Say it louder
During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Age yourself with gaming
Box art for the Windows edition of the Maxis (yes, Maxis, fuck you Electronic Arts) game SimCity 2000. It depicts a modern (for the 1990s) urban metropolis along the lines of of New York City or Los Angeles, with a suspension bridge stretching over a river and gleaming skyscrapers on either side. Jagged mountains loom over the horizon, a brilliant orange sunset in the sky. A saucer-shaped UFO with little mechanical legs hovers over the city, extending partially outside the image of the city. The art is indicative of a time when game developers actually gave a shit about their work and tried to make it look good, rather than feeding us slop made by overworked and underpaid employees and expected gratitude. The box text reads "SimCity 2000: The Ultimate City Simulator. Published by Maxis."
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Scanning electron microscope image of a tardigrade, playing what is presumably a sad song on a microscopic violin
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I wouldn't exactly call myself a "furry" (not because I think it's cringe, I just don't really interact with the community), but to the extent that I have a fursona it is definitely a North American porcupine
A North American porcupine (Erethizon dorsatum) viewed from below as it perches in a leafless, ice-encrusted tree. It is a round mammal slightly larger than a basketball, with blonde-tipped dark brown fur and numerous cream-colored quills sticking out of its body. It has large nostrils and protruding buck teeth, and its face appears strangely earnest. Not pictured is its defensive body odor, likened by some to goats or strong cheeses.
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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You're all fucked, sorry
"The Hero" in white on a dark, blood-splattered background
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I take estrogen (birth control pills) and get taunted about "neutering myself as a woman" even though my busted-ass womb was never going to produce a healthy baby

I consider taking testosterone (HRT) and get taunted for "poisoning my skin and hair" when that is EXTREMELY not the point
Rodney Dangerfield on the Ed Sullivan Show talking about how he gets no respect
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
Wildlife photographer Art Wolf lies on his stomach on pebbly ground, wearing a green and khaki jacket, a knit hat in shades of brown and tan, blue jeans, and black gloves. He is holding a camera in front of him and smiling. A young elephant seal rests on Wolf's back, looking over his shoulder at the photographer. It also appears to be smiling.
August 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Telling my therapist I've been studying genetics to deal with my stress but it's actually just this game
Landing page for the online turn-based strategy game "Horse World Online." Text: Detailed Breeding Through careful consideration of traits like speed, strength and stamina you can strategically select breeding pairs to improve the attributes of future generations. Our advanced conformation, trait and colour genetics with realistic inheritance allows you to breed infinitely unique horses. Horse World Online - free online horse breeding game About the game... Horse World Online is an immersive web-based horse training and breeding simulation game. Your story begins on a small farm, with a few adopted horses. Selectively breed your horses to unlock new breeds. Train your horses to compete in a wide variety of competitions or specialize in just one. Learn new skills to advance your character and build up your farm with new pastures and stables. Breed your stable of champions and saddle up for a journey where your decisions shape the destiny of your virtual equestrian adventure. Join an inclusive, supportive, and welcoming community of horse lovers who are all realizing their virtual dream of owning a horse farm. Join our community now and build your dream farm!
July 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Anybody ever tell you it's rude to comment unasked on someone's age, Walgreens
An email from Walgreens with the subject line "The Big M - Navigating menopause"
July 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM