spent a few minutes thinking about infrastructure and got so excited that i started climbing walls like i was in the exorcist

to humans, being shadowbanned is a mere inconvienence, an obstacle on our path to social media fame. however, to a vampire, a ban from all shadows means certain death. this is just one way recognizing our differences can help us come together,

will i lose followers if i start incessantly posting about the critically reviewed 1974 musical the frogs, because that's the only thing i've thought about for the past 10 days

i'm twisted… i'm unhinged… i had two mcflurries today…

when i read a mean comment

just gazed into the mists of time and saw revelations of distant utopian futures, also i took a giant shit this morning anyone wanna see

it's a bird… it's a plane… it's peppa pig's zeppelin and it's headed straight for the nuclear power plant!

i love my little homosexuals

have you ever looked in the mirror and disliked what you saw? i have… on june 27th 2014 i looked at my reflection and saw a grinning clown with teeth for eyes.

i am God; i am Man; i am Mouse; i am Fire Hydrant; i am Jackie Kennedy; i am One-Legged Pant; i am Tapeworm With Eating Disorder; i am Frankenstella

i don't like how that bee's looking at me… i think it knows about the hit and run