Avethis
avethis.bsky.social
Avethis
@avethis.bsky.social
I like milkshakes and mood lighting 🌌

any pronouns
Dude my cats are 7 years old and still don't understand what a weekend is
August 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"Yo that's wild, that's something that'd usually only happen in a dream!" -me while dreaming
January 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Okay but when will AI stop taking my job and start restarting my song when I miss my favorite part because I was distracted
January 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Me looking at the drinks menu "Cocktail? So I don't even get the whole cock?"
November 15, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Some people really decided they were done learning at 14 and it shows
June 10, 2024 at 2:33 AM
My Facebook memes are slowly becoming more esoteric and edgy

And I kinda like it. They got me
April 11, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I enjoy playing clipboard paste roulette as I use my personal computer as my work computer. Had some copypasta close calls in Slack recently, but I like to live life on the edge 😎
April 8, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I have a long week tomorrow
March 29, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Reposted by Avethis
all my homies hate Concast 🥲
March 2, 2024 at 9:58 PM
About to board a flight. I stopped at a bar and ordered 3 Long Islands. I see double but not triple, is that alright? Update in 2 hours.
March 22, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Good afternoon. Yummy snack, I found someone's leftovers at the lake yesterday. They left their fork
February 1, 2024 at 10:00 PM
How do I manifest a passion for network engineering so I can get a job
January 31, 2024 at 12:03 AM
JESSIE, SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS
January 15, 2024 at 4:28 AM
There's no stress like the edit timer counting down in Slack lol
January 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
My greatest fears is playing a Jackbox game with a group of people I don't know at all
January 8, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Lmfao TIL is Burlesque is about air rights
January 6, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Yo living in the moment ≠ being irresponsible about the future tf are you doing girl
January 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
This is an exceptionally hard world to live in for women who don't mind being the butt of the joke and don't take themselves too seriously

A guy who makes fun of himself? A goober
A girl who makes fun of herself? "Dumb b*tch lmao"

Regardless of what people think, don't stop being you 💕
January 2, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Daydreaming of a world where I can charge clients transparently based on how difficult they are to work with
December 15, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Does anyone NOT like Lapras?
December 10, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Tfw your favorite YouTuber with 4m+ subscribers hearts your comment - no I'm not squealing you're squealing 🙀🙀
December 9, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Yooo I just thought of a great satire series to post on my personal site! Can't wait to never start it and feel bad about it for 8 months til I entirely forget
November 21, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Is Oklahoma a real state? What happens there?
November 8, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Can't believe some people just have steady hands, I can't even imagine. Even on a great day my drawings are still like ~–~-~~- until I go back and edit lol
November 6, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Sprawling out on the floor to sleep is kind of like a really firm California king
November 2, 2023 at 1:23 PM