avistel.bsky.social
avistel.bsky.social
@avistel.bsky.social
I'm a guy in his late 30s who never thought he'd get the warm fuzzies from wholesome sapphic erotica and then your account came along and now my midlife crisis is being a complete himedanshi i guess

(F'real, your art is great, please continue)
January 22, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Ok, what does one put in a city council application for a public sex act? Aside from that, I wish I had one-tenth of your self-confidence, god DAMN that's hot
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 AM
How many do you think are members of that DSA thing you say more people should join?
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The energy is infectious :D <3
December 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Fuck your face, you jellyfish. You traitor. You spineless worm.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
well i wouldn't take opinions on writing webcomics from you if by your own admission the one you wrote is shit. Seems pretty cut and dry.

Also, you're a youtube critic, that makes you lower in social utility than a smack dealer. that's not relevant, I just wanted to insult you
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Your passive-aggressive frustration reminds me of WWE trying really hard to push Roman Reigns and being surprised when his mediocre skills and charisma couldn't be made up with by warping the storyline around him
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Here's something to consider: he never stopped being an ignorant, spiteful, cruel fanatic. All that "ex-fundie" shit is superficial. All that changed is the book he bashes with.
October 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Please I'm sorry I was snarky earlier I'll withdraw all my criticism and wear a hair shirt for a week as penance if we get a Tony/Sarah/Joe polycule as fallout from the blandest-ass lesbian romance in the history of fiction
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm just thankful that this wet fart of a storyline is almost over. I expected more fireworks, instead I got twee wish fulfilment slop clearly intended for the babygay dipshits who are clearly overrepresented in your audience

What a fucking waste of a buildup, smh
October 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Like seriously, Gigolo Joe Rosenthal would be a fucking baller spinoff.
August 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'd read that, honestly
August 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yeah I thought as much too. I don't think this ship would aggravate me as much if it wasn't for the jarring 180-turn it took to get here.

Basically, Joe is Bret Hart, Dorothy is Shawn Michaels, and Willis is Vince McMahon. And being in a relationship with Joyce is the belt.
August 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
When I said "mine" I meant my pejorative. Not my dignity. The latter is fine.
August 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Or whisper sweet nothings in her ear, take your pick
August 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Also, the reason this came to mind is because even a caveman like me knows to brush his teeth after eating my girlfriend's ass and before I try to kiss her on the lips. It's just common courtesy.
August 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If I'm wrong and it is gender-specific, then mea culpa. Please mentally sub in whichever mild pejorative that respects the cheating, two-timing, ill-principled, hypocritical, do-as-say-not-as-I-do waste of oxygen's dignity as a woman more than mine.
August 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"homewrecker" applies to guys as well, right? It is a bit hyperbolic, I suppose I could use "jezebel" or something instead but I think Joyce might actually think that's a turn-on
August 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If Ethan had sucked someone else's dick directly before he and Asher got intimate, then the same, yes. I'm referencing an in-comic blowjob that Joyce gave Joe because she's feeling guilty, you know that?
August 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Would it be homophobia if I said this about Ethan and Asher? The latter's relationship with Billie was pretty much dead at that point, but it was still cheating.

... You two-timed someone in the past and you feel justified about it, don't you? Was it also in the course of some twee gay epiphany?
August 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It's called "being invested/immersed in a story and wishing a character you dislike ill". Glad I could teach you something new
August 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Enjoy the cockbreath, homewrecker (yes I know Joyce probably brushed her teeth afterwards, I'm big mad, you got me, shut up)
August 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM