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AVK @avk.bsky.social · Dec 9

Announcing the Grand Opening of the Museum of Facebook Batshittery Archives, containing conveniently compressed packages of all the batshit crazy crap posted on AVK in the past 5 years.

This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 4h

I just watched Shannon (from Calgary!) dance for the ostriches so now you have to watch Shannon (from Calgary!) dance for the ostriches.

(Run Maggie! Run like the wind!)

#ostriches #ostrichfarm

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 6h

I would bet my house that they'd be plucking birds 5 minutes after the last protestor left.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 8h

I don't think that's a typo. They ALL use "convicted" to refer to instructions/feelings/guidance they believe they get from God/Jesus after praying about something they're having a personal issue with.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 8h

This is why I never sign petitions. Not even for things I strongly believe in. They're meaningless.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 10h

We are probably just hours, maybe minutes away from ostriches starting to appear in toast... tortillas... grilled cheese sandwiches!!!

#ostriches #ostrichfarm

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 11h

I'd like to say that the overt racism amongst the farm supporters was a surprise, but we all know... this is not a surprise...

#ostrichfarm #ostriches

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 11h

The back end kind of looks like Donkey from Shrek

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 11h

Jennifer posts an AI picture and an AI composed tribute to former burger ingredient, Spirit.

But, she did do the work of actually putting the two together for the Facebook post, so I guess that's something.

#ostrichfarm #Ostriches

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 12h

Pfft

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 12h

Sindi is glitching...

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 12h

Omega Ostrich Inc, the tasty arm of Universal Ostrich Farms & Totally Legitimate Research Labs Inc. would like you to have this handy chart of all the edible parts of their pets.

That's the Spirit, huh?

#Ostriches #OstrichFarm

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 14h

Spirit has become the Ostrich Charlie Kirk

#Ostriches #OstrichFarm

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 14h

Look everyone! Another Cloudstrich sighting!

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Susan Finley @susan-finley.bsky.social · 15h

TRIGGER WARNING🚨

When RCMP arrived at the #ostrichfarm, the crowd tried to minimize & distance themselves from an incident next door.

They claimed Lois (the 72yo neighbour) “had a problem,” & the guy pouring gas round her 🏡 & ON HER was not one of their own.
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www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

RCMP investigate alleged assault of woman who lives beside B.C. ostrich farm

The RCMP are providing round the clock protection for a B.C., resident who lives next to Universal Ostrich Farms (UOF) after a masked man doused the woman in gasoline and punched her in the face.

www.ctvnews.ca

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 14h

Christian Nationalists relate why they dislike Halloween.

#Halloween2025 #Halloween

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 22h

So... does a prayer work better if you give God hugs and kisses at the end of it?

#Ostriches #OstrichFarm

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

You know those 400 "pet" ostriches in BC? 6 months ago they weren't pets... they were dinner.

Universal Ostrich has removed their website, but The Wayback Machine kept the receipts.

Credit: @susan-finley.bsky.social

#ostriches #ostrichfarm

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Susan Finley @susan-finley.bsky.social · 1d

The #ostrichfarm has deleted their website, but the internet archive doesn’t forget.

Why shut it down? Hiding something?

It proves they sold the birds for meat etc, so they are destined to be slaughtered anyway. They’re not “pets.”

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web.archive.org/web/20250425...

Universal Ostrich Farms Omega Ostrich | Ostrich Meat and Oil | Canada

web.archive.org

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Another Cloudstrich has been sighted.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

2025 IS A LIE, Y'ALL!

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

No. No, these are too small for that.

For these ones he just stands over top and rubs back and forth while growling seductively.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

I've been covering batshit stuff on FB for almost 6 years. Killer nanobots... pumps at the north pole controlling tides... proudly shitting yourself while drinking laxative in a bath of borax and road de-icer...

Long distance, psychic conversations with ostriches is a new one.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah… PetSmart

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Barkley and I just shared a McDouble for lunch. Now the big decision…

Go for a walk through PetSmart or go home?

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

I made the bed over him. Then turned a corner down so he could get out when he woke up.

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